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Pets Safely Secured
Pets Safely Secured Well, purple's new pets have been safely secured ...... the cage has been modified to include three levels complete with ramps, lil hidey hole houses, toys, chew sticks, and soft bedding for.........3 cute lil rats! The rats are all painfully obviously boys, so there will be NO unexpected "surprises". The first one is black with a cute little white belly. I named him "Licorice Whip". He is a Rex so he has slightly curly whiskers and wavy fur. He's cute and best of all he is sweet and lets me hold him without any problems. The second one is tan and white with a rather long tail. He makes the cutest quiet squeaking noises and has very soft fur. He definitely appears to be the smart one of the bunch so I named him "Einstein". Then there is the third rat. He is black and white, also a Rex with very curly whiskers and quite wavy fur. He has a white tail despite the fact their tails are hairless. I thought he was super cute. He has some ahhhhhhh.....behavioral issues....... He is Demon Spawn! He terrorizes the cage, picks fights with the others, tears up anything, I do mean ANYTHING I put in the cage. He is hyper, he hops and jumps, hangs from the sides and ceiling, knocks over the cute lil hidey hole houses etc....... I can't keep calling him "Demon Spawn", I have to come up with an appropriate name for the lil devil. It has to fit his evil persona though. Can you think of a name that works? |
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There used to be a show on Nickleodeon, DangerMouse ... however he's not a mouse... Count Ratula? RatZilla?
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11/30/2009 8:48 am |
randy ridlin is my choice. but too long. how about? Rip Roar'n teenager style mover and shaker huh? Hi, Darling, I took some time off. I got bored with being horny around this place 24/7. Hi, oops I said that already. I'm a Real sucker for nipples Originator of the Cock Salad
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Call him "Tastes like Chicken"! That'll give him something to think about!!! "You can't fix stupid...."
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11/28/2009 1:14 am |
You don't have to name him send him my way and my cats will give him a work out and he will be very calm after that... LOL Glad you are doing better. Take care.... Vida Hope everyon'e life is going great. Vida
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Little Green Man or Little Devil?
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A bad behaving rat? What's your ex-boyfriend's name...
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11/25/2009 8:53 am |
Mephistopheles. If you can spell it you can hold him.... And ohbytheway, I call things that piss me off an "infernal spawn of demons."
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I think Rat Fink would be a good one
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Here are a couple more good ones Flibbertigibbet - This word also has a historical use as a name for a fiend, devil or sprite. In Shakespeare's King Lear (IV, i (1605)), he is one of the five fiends Edgar (in the posture of a beggar, Tom o' Bedlam) claimed was possessing him. Mephistopheles - In Doctor Faustus, Mephistopheles acts as a guide to Faustus. Mephistopheles is not only a speaker for the devil, but he is also seen as a possible lover to the character. In the play, Faustus asks Mephistopheles for a wife and, when he returns, the woman is just a devil in disguise as a woman. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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11/24/2009 6:51 pm |
My missie suggested you cal him "Brain" as in the cartoon TPinky & the Brain... Brain is a meglomaniac always trying to take over the world
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Brutus, Voldemort, or Damien lol
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11/24/2009 9:12 am |
How about TAZ? Not for Tazzerman2000, but for Tasmanian Devil.
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Satanic Renegade Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe
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Ratso... -tm
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Call them Faggy, Gay Boy and Homo and then let us know how soon the gay rat orgy begins. ( it'll be pretty soon I'm guessing and no offense to any genuine human homosexuals ) insert exploding bomb image here
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I would call him Bonkers. Sir Teezalot WAR IS ABSURD
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I'd call him Dwevil for doubly evil. AKA The Clit Whisperer.
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Remember the old comic strip "Denace the Menace"?
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11/23/2009 8:49 pm |
Hmmm... pointlessly destructive & pure evil? A terrorist rat? I'd call him Osama (as in Bin Laden).
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