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Canadian Women :D ...........  

miz_attitude 61F
157 posts
7/17/2007 2:55 pm

Last Read:
7/28/2007 7:28 pm

Canadian Women :D ...........


~S~ got this in an email from a friend ~hehe~ thought it so cute ....

Canadian Women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from the USA and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone and he could see a little out of his left eye. . . . just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

GOD BLESS CANADIAN WOMEN!!!



miz_attitude 61F
149 posts
7/17/2007 10:03 pm

    Quoting  :

ROFLMAO .... we are that huge mass of land above y'all ... with the good beer and apparently tough women .....

~mizzy~


DizzyKittie81 42F

7/18/2007 1:21 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!!. IIIIII want to be canadian.....


miz_attitude 61F
149 posts
7/18/2007 2:09 am

    Quoting DizzyKittie81:
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!. IIIIII want to be canadian.....
~snickers~ only cause your old man likes my beaver ~hehe~
i guess is only fair then that i start the adoption papers and i will adopt you and then you can beat up men too

love ya
~mizzy~


BadAssBlonde1 64F
4988 posts
7/21/2007 7:48 pm

LOL ... That must be why I love you so much ... I think perhaps this all American Woman may have some Canadian traits, eh? *W*

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


pirround 62M
567 posts
7/26/2007 9:42 am

I think I would enjoy being punched out by you,
lick lick lick.... you taste good.

gonna start reading the last Harry Potter, read the first, now I have to read the last to see how it all turns out.

talk to you soon,
pirround


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
7/28/2007 12:43 pm

snork

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


sidechickneeded 58M
13965 posts
7/28/2007 6:32 pm

now THATS funny

“I am not a teacher, but an awakener”
Robert Frost


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