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The perfect handjob
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The perfect handjob Not one of mine but still very 'handy' info to have  What with all those years practising, he probably thinks he's got hand jobs cut and dried. You're about to convince him differently! Try these masturbation techniques on him, and he'll discover the true meaning of the term 'hand-job heaven'. Before this, heaven was just a word. Penis basics Just in case this needs saying, men can tend to be a touch insecure about the size of their penises. Why is this? Because, for fairly obvious reasons, they’re mostly going to be in the average zone - of around five to six inches. Because they get a foreshortened view, looking from above. And because they’ll have seen a range of other blokes’ larger, flaccid penises and won’t quite believe that the erection is a levelling influence - the size tending to even out when they’re hard. But never mind the reasons. All you need to know is that his penis needs praise and reassurance. Look pleased when you see it. Make a ‘wow!’ face, if that’s not straining the suspension of disbelief too far. Tell him it’s big, thick - or, worst case scenario, really attractive. Then set about having your wicked way, showing him you’ve got more techniques to, err, hand than he thought were possible. From behind A great way of getting to grips with his penis is to approach it from the same angle he does. Kneel behind him and reach around. Exert a fair amount of pressure - men tend to like it reasonably hard - and hold him with confidence to reassure him you know and enjoy what you’re doing. Press your breasts against his back as you masturbate him. Ask him to put his hand around yours and masturbate himself as he normally would. Different folks like different strokes. This way, you get to see what he likes. Up above, down below For a relaxed approach, on your part, lie on your back with your partner kneeling over you. You grip his penis in both hands, while he thrusts into them. Try kneading with your hands as he does so. You might combine this technique with oral sex, or use lube. Squeezing an orange Cup one hand over his glans and rub and squeeze your wrist - as if you were squeezing an orange. Your other hand can grip the base of his penis, or play with his balls. Alternatively, lay the palm of one well-lubricated hand on the head of his penis and stroke the head while your other hand masturbates the shaft. Basket-weaving Link your fingers together and clasp both hands around your partner’s shaft. Push both hands to the base of the shaft, twist them, slide both hands to the top, twist again, and repeat. The church This technique involves interlinking your hands like a steeple, pushing them over his penis, while the hooked thumbs massage his frenulum - the uber-sensitive, stringy bit of skin linking glans and shaft. The fire-starter Roll his penis between your hands, as if you were using a stick to start a fire. With lubricant, or you could use saliva, roll your thumbs across the glans as you do this - including stroking but not pinching the frenulum, since this isn't about causing pain! The birdcage Grip your partner’s penis with one hand, while the other strokes the head, rotating your extended fingers around it for maximum pleasure. The heart beat Clasp your hands together, as in basket-weaving, then pulse them as you slide up and down. This mimics the way your vagina moves around him. As he gets more aroused, changing back to basket-weaving can help him climax. The rings Make the ‘okay’ sign with the thumb and forefinger of each hand and encircle his penis with each. Rotate the rings in opposite directions as you move up and down. Rope Use both hands alternately, as though paying out a thick, endless rope, drawing each hand in turn from the base of the penis, up to and across the glans. Making rain For a lighter, fun sensation, drum your fingers against the side of his penis. You can also try clapping his penis against your hand, or his stomach. Textures Experiment with different materials wrapped around his penis. Try silk, fake fur, or use a pearl necklace, pulling on each end in turn to twist the pearls around the shaft. You could also blindfold your partner and have him guess what material you’re using! Finishing touches Of course, perfect handjobs stray further afield than the penis. Cup and stroke his balls. Massage and run your nails across his stomach and inner thighs. Stroke and apply pressure to his perineum - to stimulate his prostate gland from the outside. Or, if he’s up for it, insert a well-lubed finger or toy up his anus and you’ll find his prostate gland about a third of the way inside, front-side. Keep a steady beat to take him to orgasm, or tease him and keep him on the edge for as long as he can bear! Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW     [bling 136448] |
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2/17/2008 10:11 am |
There is no such thing as a perfect hand job. qout;
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2/17/2008 11:08 am |
can help me with that technique
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While they ARE some interesting techniques, I'll still refer to a different thing when i use the word 'heaven'. Be fun to try these out (eventually LO though  I like my coffee black like my heart Who you are is what you do when no one is around
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lol I was so looking forward to hearing a man's opinion on these techniques.....one thing most of us women don't know is how to properly 'handle' a man Please feel free to share your own personal favourites. Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW [bling 136448]
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lmao ok babe i believe you lol Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW [bling 136448]
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((All you need to know is that his penis needs praise and reassurance. Look pleased when you see it.)) I just couldn't get this phrase out of my mind today, lol. And you know, I can't help but think of the moment: You're both horny. She's undressing you... on her knees... smiling seductively up at you... opening your pants... pulling them down... reaching inside your underwear to grasp your penis... moaning appreciatively... taking it out... and then this comes out of her mouth: "Whose a good penis? Whose a good boy? You are! Yes, you are! You're so big and strong. Whose my big boy? Whose my big boy?" (just imagine that in the voice all women use to talk to infants and puppies and you'll get the picture.) I'm thinking that yes, i am male. Yes, i can be insecurish at times. Yes, i think of myself as average. Yes, it is nice when a woman appreciates your body parts. But you know what? Just touching me is a plus, LOL. She doesn't need to reassure it or praise it or welcome it into the United Nations. Touch it, let me touch your belly button (from the inside ) with it, and I'm happy. Let's leave the praise at the schoolyard, shall we?I like my coffee black like my heart Who you are is what you do when no one is around
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2/20/2008 12:29 am |
always hot and now you have so much more reading material for me.......you always have hot stuff here and i enjoy your room too.....almost too much. And I know you know whom i like the best......you should get her here,,,,,i like this blog.....lol..
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LMAO just remember I did not write this ass_lovr lmao. I can just hear that voice too,,,,,, sweet honey thanks for the kudos,,,I will see if I can get her to come check out this particular post Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW [bling 136448]
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Well hey there stranger, thanks for the 'wow' Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW [bling 136448]
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lady always awsome reading your blogs ,, if deff all lady in my books hun ,, have fun and play safe ,,, if u ever need someone to try out ur techniques , im thre for ya big hugs
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Oh my, nice addition and thank you for the advice from those receiving the treatment malelips I will keep you in mind Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW [bling 136448]
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3/23/2009 1:21 pm |
WOW,now that turns me on. I wish others would do me just like that!Older is BETTER!!!
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lol I am glad you are still finding this useful Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW [bling 136448]
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6/22/2009 5:28 pm |
Oustanding this lady knows the right way. Wow what a writter, clever creative and very sensuous. I sure wish she would do that to me or at least practice on me as her style is perfect.
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Awww thank you hon. Pleasecome check out my group BBOW and the Men who love us Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....proud to be Smoking Hot BBW [bling 136448]
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8/3/2010 9:13 pm |
Hello Mistress as a submissive/switch i loved reading your thoughts on this subject i will have to check out your site.
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should i come 4 some
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