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STAR WRECK (the 13th Virtual Symposium)  

keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/1/2015 11:46 am

    Quoting Vavavoom_23452:
    Here, here, someone needs a cold compress on that big head after this mega explosion of creative juices Did my homework, Captain, read this a few times and keep seeing double meanings every time, and will need to read again.
    For some reason, Sarah Tonin is my favorite here Oh, and it was *most disturbing* to see the images of...oh never mind, ALL of it was disturbing lol

    Ready for the next trip
Thank you, for reading so carefully. Hit me up, if you want any questions answered about what you just read. I knew I was going to have fun with Sarah Tonin. Once I had decided she was to be a Valley Girl. I initially wrote her part as a character on par with Neon's budding intellectualism. Then when I went back to edit, I'm like, Ehmagawd! That is not comedy, fer sure. I had to make them from different worlds to make them funny (and interesting).

Images are very important in this particular story. Muahh!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/1/2015 11:57 am

I should thank you. It was your brilliant portrayal of such a complicated character that is helping this production be successful! I sure plucked the right apple from the talent tree...

I mean, who would ever take a gal named Nurse Mai LoveApple seriously? No one. But you pulled it off. Your future is the stage! You were born to it!

blog on!


Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
11/1/2015 11:59 am

ouf Quelle histoire , je sors d'une guerre spatiosexuelle et me voilà embarqué sur Sart-Wreck , thank you
PLew what a story , I get out of a war Spatiosexual 're embeded myself on the Star-Wrech , merci
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie


Notre vie est un voyage-♦-Dans l'hiver et dans la nuit
Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

Pour laisser un message cliquer ici Boite aux lettres secrete Annie
Sommaire du blog Annie la Pute


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/1/2015 12:02 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    God damn this was fun! I'm still feeling a little bad about the B9 Toomer, but he's used to adversity- he'll grope his way home.
    This is awesome, Keith. (I read it naked except for my hat and glasses.)

Stumbling into Toomer, was the most fun I had with this. He was not in this thing until I started writing the guest appearance sequence. Then, well... you read it. I couldn't get away from Toomer. I was laughing so hard as I was writing his stuff.

He had no lines, as requested. Muahh!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/1/2015 12:32 pm

    Quoting  :

I am so very gratified that you enjoyed my brainchild, today. Thank you, Buni!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/1/2015 12:38 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    ouf Quelle histoire , je sors d'une guerre spatiosexuelle et me voilà embarqué sur Sart-Wreck , thank you /:>
    PLew what a story , I get out of a war Spatiosexual 're embeded myself on the Star-Wrech , merci
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie

Je sais, Annie. C'est gros! Je me demande si vous accepteriez un rôle dans mon prochain la production? Nous devons les Français! Viva la France!

(cue la Marseillaise)


I know, annie. It's big! I wonder if you would accept a role in my next production? We need the French! Viva la France!

(cue the Marseillaise)


Furbal1972 52M
18571 posts
11/1/2015 11:29 pm



This needs to become a screenplay.

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
11/2/2015 1:54 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Je sais, Annie. C'est gros! Je me demande si vous accepteriez un rôle dans mon prochain la production? Nous devons les Français! Viva la France!

    (cue la Marseillaise)

    I know, annie. It's big! I wonder if you would accept a role in my next production? We need the French! Viva la France!

    (cue the Marseillaise)
Je veux bien embarquer , si tu me trouves un compagnon de voyage
I am willing to board , if you find me a travel companion
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie


Notre vie est un voyage-♦-Dans l'hiver et dans la nuit
Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

Pour laisser un message cliquer ici Boite aux lettres secrete Annie
Sommaire du blog Annie la Pute


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/2/2015 11:18 am

You are very welcome to it. I had fun getting it out. Your portrayal of Axon was first rate! Thanks for being a good sport and giving it more of a community theater atmosphere.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/2/2015 11:22 am

    Quoting Furbal1972:


    This needs to become a screenplay.
And you need to get down to the local community theater and volunteer for the Christmas production. Such acting ability should not go to waste! Thank you, for offering your services, and portraying Thalamus.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/2/2015 12:52 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Je veux bien embarquer , si tu me trouves un compagnon de voyage
    I am willing to board , if you find me a travel companion
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie

Acteurs typiques ! Toujours exigeante avantages!

Typical actors! Always demanding perks!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/2/2015 1:27 pm

    Quoting  :

Put your lap there, too.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/2/2015 1:49 pm

    Quoting  :

Sarah Tonin was fun, but difficult to write. I do not have a very good grasp of Valley lingo. But I loved the idea of mixing youth from the early 1970's with those of the mid 1980's. I wish I had had more time to delve deeper.

Thank you, for telling me the parts that made you laugh. My personal goal was to cause a reader to laugh out loud at least 3x before the end. Hopefully more, but I set a low bar. Ha!

I have been a closet Trekkie since 1967.

(Toomer Toomer Toomer. Everybody loves Toomer!)

May the cream be with you.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/2/2015 1:52 pm

    Quoting  :

I had already conceived the character before I assigned it to you. I regret that I could not expand on her more. By the time I arrived at her scenes the story was too big. Yet, I see you were well cast, for this role. How do you feel about lapping on the award winning member of a blog writer? I know where o ne is...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/3/2015 5:43 am

    Quoting  :

come back and read more carefully. I just had your lap in my face.


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
11/3/2015 7:56 pm

Very Cute.
I have to laugh with you over this.
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keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/5/2015 4:12 pm

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    I came back to re-read my character! Hilarious funny lines!
Excellent! I need to read it, too. I have not been through it since it was posted, I was so burnt out from the writing. I hope the Star Trek fans will forgive me...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/5/2015 4:16 pm

    Quoting KItkat1415:
    Very Cute.
    I have to laugh with you over this.
    Kitkat
I'm so happy you enjoyed it. One of my kinks is to find new ways to reference Kitkat in my posts. Muahh!

blog on!


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
11/12/2015 7:56 pm

*Sigh* I'm more than a few moments late on commenting on this one, aren't I...

What a wonderful take on blogland, one of the more nerdier/intelligent icons, AND sexuality! Amazingly done! You really use this poor blogging medium to maximum effect...

And it is doubly an honor to be the setup for one of the worst puns in the piece.

My only regret is that you gave me a name: One of my great fantasies in life was to be a Star Wreck redshirt. We seem to have gotten the death (or at least the freeze-drying) right, so that's something...

Blog on, and go blogging where no man has gone before!

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/15/2015 7:52 am

    Quoting  :

Excellent! It's a big subject, but I think you can get your mouth around it, my punny Canadian friend.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/15/2015 7:56 am

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    Axon for some reason has the most "in character, lines. Do you think that is fair to the rest of the characters. No shit, I read it again!
Axon and Sarah Tonin should have been developed even more. They were the most interesting characters to write. Did you find it cornier the first time, or the second time?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/15/2015 8:00 am

    Quoting  :

Indeed it was, my old blogging friend. I had a deadline, too. The coding was a breeze, and did not take much time. It was fun, as an exercise. Not like work at all (except for the deadline).


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/15/2015 8:10 am

    Quoting humorlife:
    *Sigh* I'm more than a few moments late on commenting on this one, aren't I...

    What a wonderful take on blogland, one of the more nerdier/intelligent icons, AND sexuality! Amazingly done! You really use this poor blogging medium to maximum effect...

    And it is doubly an honor to be the setup for one of the worst puns in the piece.

    My only regret is that you gave me a name: One of my great fantasies in life was to be a Star Wreck redshirt. We seem to have gotten the death (or at least the freeze-drying) right, so that's something...

    Blog on, and go blogging where no man has gone before!
I am happy that you liked my spoof, and that I was able to reflect a theater atmosphere for the presentation. I think they get a bit more polished each time I do one. I have been a Trek fan since the late 1960's.

The pun was fun. It only came to me as I tried to figure out what to do with Toomer once I had him stuck on the string. Then it just snowballed from there. I had not intended to make such a big deal out of Toomer at first. But it was a fun side road to take as a writer.

As a guest star, you will be returning as a new character with a new name in future episodes. I will have to cut Toomers string, by then.

I am looking forward to your next Symposium. Thank you!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/15/2015 8:22 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Hiya Keith!

    I have to apologize, I went out for popcorn, then a shower and have never returned to star wreck, nearly finished it though. I hate to admit that but I want to be honest.

    Would you believe . . . I am aboard the The RearEntryprise making a journey through space, the final frontier, or is it rear-tier. Our mission is to circle Uranus looking for Klingons or clingons.

    I will finish your clever post as soon as the RearEntryprise spacedocks at Uranus.
I am pleased that you want to finish it, as any writer would be. I love "RearEntryprise" as my twisted star ship. I'm glad that you do, too!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/15/2015 8:31 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Well durn, I was nearly done when I'd abandoned ship sir. There were many distractions the day I began reading and I finally just bagged it.

    This is a highly inspired piece of work as are you, um I mean, no its inspired it is. It is either the result of a highly developed imagination or pathology and D.I.D. Dissociation Identity Disorder. I suspect it is the later, as it takes one to know one. Have you been able to successfully re-associate now, full recovery? Well I hope not. I like you just the way you are. Forgive my tardiness, but it seems to be my way.

    Well done my friend.
Aw shucks. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.


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