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Fat Serial-Killer Pizza
Fat Serial-Killer Pizza I was just reading about online dating wherein it was written that the man a woman most fears meeting is a serial killer. Men, on the other hand, most fear meeting someone "fat". A few things occurred to me then. First, women have much less worry about since the ratio of serial killer men to "fat" females must be quite wide. Second, it could be possible that men are rather shallow when it comes to meeting new females. (I'm not ready commit completely that one yet). Next, I wondered what would happen if more serial killers embraced "fat" women. Would there be less killing and more large women getting dates, or would there just be less large women, and happier serial-killer men? Finally, I decided that I was hungry and ordered a pizza. It was delivered by a large woman who asked me kill her and 4 of her friends. Jeesh! blog on! |
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hey! Where's my milk?
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6/7/2020 1:14 pm |
omg, I don't where to start or what to say, this is all so fucked up AND funny!
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My "thoughts" on this as you may call them. 1) Pineapple on pizza is a good thing - anchovies not-so-much. 2) Cereal killers should target cereals with excessively high sugar content. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hey where you been?? I love pizza with milk!!! (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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omg, I don't where to start or what to say, this is all so fucked up AND funny! blog on!
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6/7/2020 4:19 pm |
My "thoughts" on this as you may call them. 1) Pineapple on pizza is a good thing - anchovies not-so-much. 2) Cereal killers should target cereals with excessively high sugar content.
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My "thoughts" on this as you may call them. 1) Pineapple on pizza is a good thing - anchovies not-so-much. 2) Cereal killers should target cereals with excessively high sugar content. As for the moral code of your killers, well, every box on the shelf is at risk with those qualifiers. Yikes! blog on!
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Hey where you been?? I love pizza with milk!!! blog on! P.S. See you at the symposium.
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I reckon women of all shapes should be thankful for that small grace... blog on!
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Well I'm just glad that the Universal Serial Bus cable caught on, the penultimate parallel killer. Those parallel cables were so fat! Even an herb as sweet as basil is nothing without its bite. Lord Basil
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Well I'm just glad that the Universal Serial Bus cable caught on, the penultimate parallel killer. Those parallel cables were so fat! As always, thank the gods for the engineers! blog on!
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Social isolation's been hard on you, hasn't it? blog on!
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Yes, Men! Fear us Fat Women. We will sit on your face and smother you with our fulsome pussies ....... while eating pizza. Thus ends the serial killer. Extra cheese, please. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Nice to see you back. I like pepperoni pizza. I watch so many crime shows that I wipe my finger prints off the remote when I'm done watching tv. Yeah ok I pinched that from the other place.
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Yes, Men! Fear us Fat Women. We will sit on your face and smother you with our fulsome pussies ....... while eating pizza. Thus ends the serial killer. Extra cheese, please. blog on!
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Nice to see you back. I like pepperoni pizza. I watch so many crime shows that I wipe my finger prints off the remote when I'm done watching tv. Yeah ok I pinched that from the other place. blog on!
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Okay, just don't expect me to kill you. blog on!
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Did you take large pizza lady up on her request? And if so, did all four of her friends enjoy large pizzas too? Out of interest, do you think pizzas are gender specific, male or female? I wonder if there are pan-sexual serial killing pizzas.... Thank you McChef, for giving me so much more to fill my day, as I fill my belly with pizza and fries.......
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That pretty much says it all for me. I guess I'll start packing my bags... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Did you take large pizza lady up on her request? And if so, did all four of her friends enjoy large pizzas too? Out of interest, do you think pizzas are gender specific, male or female? I wonder if there are pan-sexual serial killing pizzas.... Thank you McChef, for giving me so much more to fill my day, as I fill my belly with pizza and fries....... Pizzas are androgynous in my belief system, and you are welcome... as long as you blog on!
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That pretty much says it all for me. I guess I'll start packing my bags... There's blogging going on here... blog on!
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two thumbs up Keith. Always fun to read your word games!
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Did you take large pizza lady up on her request? And if so, did all four of her friends enjoy large pizzas too? Out of interest, do you think pizzas are gender specific, male or female? I wonder if there are pan-sexual serial killing pizzas.... Thank you McChef, for giving me so much more to fill my day, as I fill my belly with pizza and fries....... blog on!
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two thumbs up Keith. Always fun to read your word games! Can you tell me, has our friend Deb been able recover her health? Please send her my love. She has been in my thoughts. blog on!
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