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A New Diet
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A New Diet I borrowed this (with permission) from a really smart and funny lady blogger here 'smartnwitty14U' and I just had to post it, it was way to funny, it had me  ...lol...thanx again S&W for letting me snag this one. *hugs*Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina chow for Blanche, our hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was 'where is your sign lady' but decided to go with it.. So.. on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart asked me not to shop there anymore.      ~Juicy~ |
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4/3/2008 5:17 am |
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Michigan rocks always  ~Juicy~
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5/6/2008 4:18 pm |
lmao sis I love your sense of humor....
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6/27/2008 2:58 pm |
You're pink You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a warm loving heart on my blog list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. (If you fail to forward this, you'll have ugliness for 10 years.) So hit 10 pretty ladies on your blog list and let them know they are pretty. SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!! All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if its to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck down by cancer
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You're pink You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a warm loving heart on my blog list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. (If you fail to forward this, you'll have ugliness for 10 years.) So hit 10 pretty ladies on your blog list and let them know they are pretty. SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!! All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if its to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck down by cancer . ~Juicy~
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You're pink You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 prettiest ladies with a warm loving heart on my blog list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. (If you fail to forward this, you'll have ugliness for 10 years.) So hit 10 pretty ladies on your blog list and let them know they are pretty. SEND THIS TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!! All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if its to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck down by cancer ~Juicy~
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lol Sis ...ahhh but when I first read it I thought it had actually happened to the OP (original poster)... She told me later no it was a joke...but I just about fell outta my chair laffin'. It made my day lol. ~Juicy~
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(((((((((((((( Wine ))))))))))))))) *smooches*...I've noticed you talk about him (Bill Engvall) alot...I love to watch the comedy stand ups too, George Carlin was a sad loss, I think I've seen every one of his stand ups on HBO. I like Mind of Mencia too he cracks me up lol. Awwww thank You Wine I think that might be the sweetest thing anyone has said to me in a long time because I know it was sincere. And I feel the same about you. I'm Honored to call you my friend *smile*. I totally enjoy chatting with you about anything ... from movies to politics to joking around and everything in between. You've always been respectful & so sweet...Don't ever change I like you just the way you are  . Luv ya too *hugggs & sm  ches* JG ~Juicy~
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YOU got banned from WALMART what are u going to do on fri@ sat nights now. LOL HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGS AREAL REBELDREAM WEAVER 562
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6/9/2009 9:20 am |
very nice beautiful
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