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Ok on a lighter note...lol  

Juicy_Gspot_77 47F
205 posts
6/15/2007 9:33 am
Ok on a lighter note...lol

I know this is pretty long, you might not read all or any of it, or may skim thru it as I did, but it's pretty funny and A FF is the place for something like this.

143 Reasons That I Will Be The Best Girlfriend You've Ever Had

1. I don't like to snuggle everytime we bang.
2. Sex isn't always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey fucking. It's cool.
3. I'm short so I will always be able to look up at you
4. I have gorgeous eyes
5. I enjoy being a girl (But not a valleygirl!)
6. Can be one of the boys
7. I don't wear grannie panties!
8. I am curvalicious!
9. I go to the gym
10. I love dogs and cats, even lizards!
11. I have long hair
12. I won't drag you shopping with me (that's what girlfriends are for!)
13. I will scratch your back (in and out of the shower)
14. I will not move into your apartment the first chance I get.
15. Like you, I am scared of commitment
16. I won't steal food out of your plate after ordering a salad.
17. I wont order a salad.
18. I'm genuine.
19. I have all my shots.
20. I've travelled.
21. I didn't vote for Bush or Arnold Swaggawaggadingdong either.
22. I'm in.
23. I will hide around corners and try to scare you in the dark of the night.
24. I will end up scaring myself and you'll have to calm me down.
25. I will sneak out of the bed and brush my teeth before you get up so we can have hygenic morning sex. (I might drop a mint into yours. don't choke)
26. I collect keychains and currency.
27. I won't nag you when you watch sports. (I'll watch if soccer is on!)
28. I write the date with European notation (Today is 13 January, 2007)
29. I'm Indian (from the country) and I speak Spanish!
30. I like the color purple.
31. I will let you be the man in the relationship.
32. I get my toes done.
33. I work.
34. I school.
35. Did I mention that I like the color purple? I do.
36. I have excellent spelling and grammar. (ya, I goof sometimes!)
37. I watch Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad.
38. I know something about cars.
39. I can't drive automatic (You shouldn't be able to either)
40. I give heart-felt (sometimes homemade)gifts.
41. I don't hold grudges.
42. I will love your penis
43. I always smell good. (well almost)
44. I dance!
45. I keep-up my nails
46. I listen to pretty much everything.
47. I know that 4 stroke isn't a dirty joke.
48. I know what makes the rocking world go round.
49. I'll lay naked in bed with you.
50. My bed isn't overstuffed with furry animals (except my cat, but he's real)
51. I don't ghost ride.
52. But I can get hyphy.
53. I'm artsy without being artsy.
54. I give supreme oral.
55. I have a car (6 speed mani trans anyone?)
56. It turns me on when you work on your car.
57. I'm not opposed to having a hump-session anytime anywhere.
58. I don't want you to spoon me everynight
59. I like you to poke me in the butt in the morning
60. I will rate your burps. (1-10)
61. You can pee while I'm brushing my teeth.
62. I'll put sunburn cream on you if you go crispy.
63. I make a bomb spicy chicken alfredo risotto.
64. I don't mind taking out the garbage.
65. I let you open jars that "I can't open"
66. I won't ever cheat.
67. My first boyfriend used to hit me and then he cheated, so I've learned to stand up for myself.
68. I 'm gracious.
69. I laugh like there's no tomorrow.
70. I would sneak into your office and give you desk head.
71. I would fax you my ass.
72. I know what displacement means. (In reference to cars)
73. I can cook, clean, bake and I'll drink a beer while doing it.
74. I will hold you when you need it.
75. I listen when you need to talk.
76. I will be your date to anything that you need. (even that monster car rally, you hick)
77. I will remember your birthday (and I'll make it so that you will always remember it *wink wink*)
78. I don't need fancy things to have a good time.
79. I don't care what we are doing as long as its with you.
80. You will always look hot as hell to me first thing in the morning.
81. I'll initiate sex.
82.
~Juicy~
1nghtstand67 113M
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6/17/2007 7:39 am

 got a twin in northern indiana? your list cut off but i don't think you need the other 62... the 81 i can see already make the single life more painful. the good ones may not all be taken but some days i think they are hiding pretty good...


Juicy_Gspot_77 47F
206 posts
6/19/2007 2:28 am

 Awww no I don't have a twin in Indiana, I'll be moving to the Detroit area soon though (hopefully) ... not sure the world could handle two of us lol.
Hmm yeah I think there's a few good ones out there, just gotta weed em out that's all.
~Juicy~


oral4her4u 56M  
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11/9/2010 8:42 am

 Hi G, are these your 143 reasons for being the best girlfriend... because you had me at hello LOL. So many good reasons. I spent some time reading your blogs and I have to tell you that you are a very special women. I always look forward to chatting with you. Ty


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