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Hand Job at the Show
Hand Job at the Show A guy and his girl were watching a live musical when he convinced her to give him a hand job. She did and ended up with a handful. "What am I supposed to do with this?", she asked. "Just flick it down into the orchestra", he said. So she did and the gob hit the second violinist in the eye. He turned to the first violinist and said, "Christ, somebody just hit me in the eye with a fuck." The first violinist replied, "I’m not surprised, you’ve been playing like a cunt all night." |
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10/5/2008 1:51 am |
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