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The 'Talking Out Your Arse' post  

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
9/1/2010 1:40 pm
The 'Talking Out Your Arse' post



Ahhh...I so love to talk out of my arse; Completely random drivel, pointless factoids and general mundaneness - Just peruse my blog for proof

So...I was thinking as I enjoy it so much, I thought that I would give you all a chance to join me in conversing complete bollocks for all and sundry to see.
Yes, here it is, your chance to air your thoughts on any random subject whatsoever, be it politics, the weather or else the intrinsic merits of existentialism - throw your comments into this box and let us talk shit together

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/1/2010 3:56 pm

    Quoting  :

lol You mean of the swingy sack variety?
Strange things.....I have often wondered if we males would look better without them leaving just the penis Perhaps it would be tidier if our testes were to be kept internally.
Incidentally, did you know that some eastern martial arts masters claim to be able to voluntarily draw up their testes into their bodies in order to protect them?

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/1/2010 4:06 pm

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lol Molly - Guilty as charged - it is indeed my arse Notice also, how well house trained I am - I always remember to replace the toilet seat down

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PerpetoMobile13 67F
3218 posts
9/1/2010 6:23 pm

Hmmmm..is that a kind of tricky exercise?
I can smell a CIA conspiracy here - so, convince me that is your cute ass!!!

~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau

~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 3:02 am

    Quoting PerpetoMobile13:
    Hmmmm..is that a kind of tricky exercise?
    I can smell a CIA conspiracy here - so, convince me that is your cute ass!!!
lol It was indeed tricky to take this pic - I had to align the camera over my own shoulder aiming at the bathroom mirror Whoever thought that taking a pic of one's own backside could prove so fraught with difficulty?

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 3:04 am

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I'm with you 1000% on that sentiment Caf; They're a pack of bastards one and all!

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 3:08 am

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lol DG

Now this is indeed a tricky one, not least of all due to the restraints of time....
Luckily however, my middle name happens to be MacGyver so I would combine said items in a largely improbable manner to make a field expedient, full military spec Humvee

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 3:09 am

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Thank you Sandra And may I hastily add that you most certainly do to

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 3:11 am

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lol Naughty - It is an arse that has served me well throughout my life indeed....in fact, some would say that I've spent most of my life sitting on it

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 6:28 am

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Hmmm...maple syrup on my bum you say?

Can I add some hundreds and thousands for full decoration? lol

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rm_rubenesque8 51F
3244 posts
9/2/2010 12:15 pm

Bullocks? what's that? *scratches head*


milly1629 62F
9186 posts
9/2/2010 2:02 pm

oh please cum over to ireland and il tell you in private with out of these perves listening to us nice ass =P


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 2:41 pm

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lol I think it would look quite delightful in a cake shop window

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 2:46 pm

lol Rubes - Bollocks is actually one of my favourite words in the world (and Lord knows I talk it enough )

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/2/2010 2:47 pm

    Quoting milly1629:
    oh please cum over to ireland and il tell you in private with out of these perves listening to us nice ass =P


*Booking ferry tickets as I type*

Hey, come and view my blog: mygentlecaress It's complete crap but come on over anyway


trouble_sum2 56M/54F

9/3/2010 5:35 am

You gotta go to my blog to see my "talking out me arse" You will know exactly which one too ... and OMFG gimme some of that! Yum...

My hand, your ass ... a perfect combination xx

Trouble is...as Trouble does


AMTLC2 57F

9/4/2010 5:42 am

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Hell yeah ........ I second that emotion!!!! Nice arse!


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/5/2010 8:31 am

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Raining you say? Thunder on the way to? *Booking flight tickets as I type this*

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/5/2010 8:32 am

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lol Paris

I shall reply with an equally typically blokey response; Concise, blunt and to the point.......'Yep!'

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/5/2010 8:34 am

    Quoting trouble_sum2:
    You gotta go to my blog to see my "talking out me arse" You will know exactly which one too ... and OMFG gimme some of that! Yum...

    My hand, your ass ... a perfect combination xx
I shall go and have a mosey immediately

Your hand and my arse.....you intend to spank me? (Mmmmm!)

Hey, come and view my blog: mygentlecaress It's complete crap but come on over anyway


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/5/2010 8:34 am

    Quoting AMTLC2:
    Hell yeah ........ I second that emotion!!!! Nice arse!
Thank you Amt and a warm welcome to my demented blog

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/6/2010 3:55 am

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lol Paris - I think that my blokey skills must be a bit rusty
Overtly I need to send out some coarse, grammatically incoherent, cut and paste emails to random ladies on here, enquiring as to if they'd care to engage in impromptu, illicit sexual relations with me lol

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bootyman1988 36M
31 posts
9/13/2010 12:01 am

everyone speaks thru their ass


ArtemisJ 50F
8630 posts
9/13/2010 1:33 pm

Ok, I am more of a shoulders girl...but jeez. Are you trying to make me move out there?

Maybe Dawn French will give me job. I am pretty funny and the UK can use a smart ass American to do all the bit sterotypical parts. I'm in.

ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/14/2010 2:50 am

lol It's the finest of languages

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/14/2010 2:58 am

    Quoting ArtemisJ:
    Ok, I am more of a shoulders girl...but jeez. Are you trying to make me move out there?

    Maybe Dawn French will give me job. I am pretty funny and the UK can use a smart ass American to do all the bit sterotypical parts. I'm in.
lol You'd love it here - you'd be pampered all day, caressed tenderly, and treated like a true queen - by yours truly

Hey, come and view my blog: mygentlecaress It's complete crap but come on over anyway


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