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~ A list of the LAMEST tattoos ~
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~ A list of the LAMEST tattoos ~ OK....so I totally love TATTOOS...mainly on men...would love to get one...but haven't found a type/place on my body that will fit my lifestyle...suggestions welcome. Here are a few I DO NOT want! NO offense if you have a type listed...I'm sure there was good reasoning for your choice  9. TIT ROSE The tit rose is like the car on cinderblocks in the front yard that is your chest. Nothing screams “trashy old ” like a romantic symbol of love smacked onto one of your funbags. Trashy old can be a great look if it’s what you’re going for, just be aware that getting a rose tattooed on your tit will make it happen. 8. STAMP Look, I get it. The lower back is a sexy part of the body. I understand the impulse to get a tattoo on the wide expanse of creamy skin peeking out from over the waistband of your lowrise jeans. But once the expression entered the style guide at all major men’s magazines, it stopped being a viable tattoo option. The only acceptable lower back tattoo to get at this point is an actual stamp reading “” or a drawing of a target or something. Then you go from looking like a slut to looking like a funny slut. 7. ANYTHING UTILIZING A BODY PART I can still appreciate the simple charm of the mermaid that wriggles when you flex a bicep, but for the most part any tattoo that works in tandem with a part of your body as a sort of visual pun is out. So if your asshole doubles as the mouth of your tattoo, or a cute cartoon cow is grazing at your pubic hair, you are a fucking ridiculous person. 6. CARTON CHARACTERS I am kind of anti-cartoon. I’ll indulge in the nostalgia of watching cartoons from my childhood, but I’m not into the phenomenon of adults without going to see the latest baby movies like Ratatouille and Shrek XXV. So I’m WAY not into actually getting a character from a cartoon tattooed onto your body. And a result of growing up in a place where they are considered haute couture, I HATE HATE HATE Looney Tunes. The only thing trashier than wearing the Tasmanian Devil on your oversized T-shirt and no bra at Wal-Mart at 2 am is choosing to permanently embed him in your skin. 5. DOLPHINS/BUTTERFLIES Hey, the 90s called, it wants its tattoos back. Also, aren’t the Smashing Pumpkins good? 4. TRIBAL You might as well just get a tattoo that says, “Hi, please let me date- you at my frat house to the sweet strains of the Dave Matthews Band.” I guess that would take up too much room. 3. STARS Stars are cute and everything, it just seems like they’re more common than herpes. We’re talking about choosing to permanently alter your body with a piece of art that expresses your identity to the world. Can’t you take a few minutes to brainstorm with a notepad before you just say “Fuck it, gimme some stars”? 2. WORDS This can go to one of two extremes: either the lone word curling cryptically across your skin (which, like, save it for your Livejournal) or a whole freakin’ novel. If I want to read, I’ll buy a book, not stare at your ass. 1. NECK TATTOOS I’ll admit that these can look cool, but the thing about a neck tattoo is that you’re kind of saying, “I give up.” Sure, some people are lucky enough to be able to work in a creative field where nobody cares where they tattoo themselves, but most of us are effectively limiting our job options when we get a prominent tattoo that can’t be covered up unless you wear a turtleneck every day. Neck tattoos are a lifestyle choice. |
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9/28/2010 6:36 pm |
LMFAO!! I would LOVE to see a tat of a cow grazing on someone's pubes. Would that not also imply that they may not maintain their grassy fields? Great choice of words on your blog, especially the way you described the cartoon characters! Thanks for posting - I'm looking forward to your next blog!
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One of my dearest friends chose a Tibetan yantra with special meaning for her and had it placed right on her heart, between her smallish breasts. It's visible when she wants but easily hidden.
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10/3/2010 4:42 pm |
Although I am guilty of not only one but a couple listed above I did enjoy the read. 
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I can't help laugh and agree with you. I knew someone once who combined # 6 and # 8 by having Snow White and the Seven Dwarves arranged in a tramp stamp... -C The Forvalaka -- "Not strictly a vampire. This is the wereleopard, the man-leopard who walks on two legs by day and on four by night. ... Blood-drinking, liver-eating wereleopards. Ancient, darkness-wise, filled with a millennium of hatred and hunger. The stuff of nightmare all right."
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We're glad we don't have any of those !!!! lol, Really funny...
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10/5/2010 11:25 pm |
you forgot to mention the Superman "S" I actually have one because I'm a Superman nut and have been since the womb. Even dress in a homemade spandex Superman costume for the past 10 years. But when people get it just because the are familiar with it and it doesn't actually mean anything to them, I find that kinda sad. And hilarious when tattoo artists invert the colors on purpose. Have seen 4 or 5 with backwards colors. Thats what you get for getting a tattoo that you know nothing about.
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LMFAO !! Wow, good lookin' AND a great sense of humor !! The TOTAL package. 
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i can't imagine any where on your body you should get one. never could understand messing with perfection. but: should you get one how about one on your right shoulder of an angel? lol i really do mean that. hugs. just here to chat.
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sisi.
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lol ¿no words? dont you like H A T E and L O V E in the fingers of Robert Mitchum in the "Night of the hunter"... and what about "Mother´s Love"  I Love eyes, eye of RA or one Francmason simbol like the ones in the $bills Chinese letters and not agree... I like Stars in a good placement... nice to meet your blog xx
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Hi! Have a suggestion... although you might not like butterflies  I love a butterfly on a girls ass, because it flies wen you get fucked doggy style
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All very good comments and appropriate for your blog. I personally go a little deeper with thought in choosing my tattoo. I have a dragon on my upper arm, it has multiple meaning for me. there is mysticism in dragons, I was also born in the year of the dragon, and it was the symbol of my martial arts training in the military. good luck with your decision, I'm sure it will come to you
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10/13/2010 11:59 pm |
Zodiac -(animals, or symbols), dragons, wizards, snakes, spiders, outer space scenes, something tearing through your skin trying to escape the evil within, there are a million choices. I'm a Leo and I have a very realistic Lion head on my right upper arm. I have six all total. I also have DA tattooed on the head of my dick. When I get hard it says DALLAS! And when I'm about to cum it says, DALLAS TEXAS, HOME OF THE WORLDS GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM THE DALLAS COWBOYS! That was a joke. As you can see! But a friend of mine, who does tattoos, did tattoo his dick to look like a peppermint stick! And, that's not a joke. I'll tell you this, if you get one you'll want another. So keep your skin clean. Tats are for men. But that sounds sexist, doesn't it? Everything has a place, and everything in it's place!
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I personally don't have any tattoos ,but do enjoy some of the gorgeous art work ......yeah I thought of putting "exit only" on my ass lol....
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10/17/2010 10:02 am |
I would think it has to fit you will after all it is permanent..
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10/19/2010 10:27 am |
I dont care if you ever get a Tatoo, I would still love to smack that ass!
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Sorry no suggestion but you are right! Do not put anything on those beautiful boobs or yours!
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10/25/2010 5:54 pm |
Love this blog. We feel the same especially about neck tattoos! We've met couples and several single guys who failed to say they were covered in tats....and well... it didn't work for us! Funny about the 90's calling.... too funny!
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LMAO! THAT is recommended reading! You seem fun...thanks for the laugh Sexy!
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Just get a cracker jack tattoo. This way you can change it out every few days and put it where ever you want. Plus a box of cracker Jack every now and then I here is good for the soul. LOL 
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For me the question of a tattoo is analagous to an artist trying to determine when his/her creation is complete. The question for which the artist seeks an answer is "at what point is my creation complete?" The artwork is complete when adding to OR subtracting from the creation lessens its beauty. Will a tattoo add to your beauty? I think not. As for a location of the tattoo, I prefer them hidden under the bikini as they remain personal except to your confidants. Should you get a tattoo I believe it should reflect your womanly nature and not be overstated. Often simple is the best.
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9/19/2011 8:58 am |
I agree with you and I am puzzled how people get the "standard" tattoos without any meaning behind them.
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a tattoo should be a reflection of you and your thoughts and wishes! its personal like the soul or you name! how do you want to be perceived!
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Tattoos are a total turnoff for me, even on the most perfect and beautiful of women (like you). Extreme attraction killer. I learned a lot about tattoos from reading this. I agree with what you say, especially the "tramp" and the breast tattoos--why oh why?! Please think carefully before you decide to get one: it would be like graffiti on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
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1 post 1/20/2016 7:38 pm |
OMG! This is hilarious! And all true as well! You've captured how I feel completely! Love a woman with an intelligent sense of humor.
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