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Have you ever woken up and thought, this day is going to be the craziest day of my life? Well...
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Have you ever woken up and thought, this day is going to be the craziest day of my life? Well... Have you ever woken up and thought, this day is going to be the craziest day of my life? Well, that's what happened to me this morning... I woke up with a toothache and I hadn't been to the dentist in ages... so, I called the dentist that I had gone to last and the number was disconnected... OMG... not a good sign... So, I took a shower, got dressed, took a couple of advil and went to work... I could feel this pain on the side of my mouth and hear the sound from 'Maximum Overdrive' Stephen King movie 'ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...' over and over, like a broken record... Somehow, I hear my phone ringing and it's Azhar calling... I'm like... hello my little belly dancer... how are you? She says fine... what is plan? I tell her that I am not feeling well, because of my toothache and I have to find a dentist because mine is long gone, country Sally... she says, 'what that mean, who is Sally?' So, I have to explain that it is one of my 'isms' that I use... when people disappear on me... She then, tells me to hold on, and speaks to the owner of the middle eastern store she works at in an agitated state... Then, she says... Dreamboy, I have dentist for you, you go now? and, I tell her, that I want to live thru the procedure and actually speak with someone who understands English... shes shooshes me and says... Owner's niece is American woman (not Canadian, not Spanish, not Argentinian, not egyptian) and, I say... ok, so is she available, can she see me? Azhar gives me the dentist's contact information and I say goodbye to her and call the dentist... On the first ring I get an answering machine telling me that this dentist only works a four-day work week, except for emergencies... Please leave a message at the tone... So, I say ok and leave a message with my condition and my cell phone number... I hang up and start searching the yellow pages for a dentist in Addison... while I'm searching, I can a phone call from the dentist... she asks me a few questions relating to my teeth, last visit and insurance... I give her the answers and she says, when can I come in? OMG... are you kidding me... Her office is in north dallas not too far from my office and I clear my work calendar and head over to her office... When I get there, I go to the fourth floor of the building, where her office is located... this building is only four stories tall so, she has a great view of a park and a spacious facility with fancy furniture... except, it is so quiet in here... I don't feel comfortable... a receptionist, with big thick fingers (I would hate to have a dentist in my mouth with those fingers, even though they were nicely manicured, and she was rather attractive), had opened the door and had me fill out paperwork... Let me state for the record that I hate dentist offices more than I hate other doctor's offices, because pain is inevitable in these places and I am just a pussy when it comes to these visits... Plus, I'm in pain... so, I'm vulnerable... they could say we have to take all of your teeth out, and as long as the pain is gone, I might agree to it... well, maybe that is a stretch, but, most of you know what I mean... the receptionist had some tats on her arms... and, I was thinking... hmmmm... those are interesting tats... not motorcycle or evil faces, no, these were heart-shaped, and colorful... I was going to engage in conversation, but, I was in pain and the 'Maximum Overdrive' music is pounding in my head, and I'm thinking you better behave and take whatever pain you are about to receive like a man, and just be thankful that you got into the office and they take your insurance and shut the fuck up... Still, she does have some melonlicious breasts... but, they are not singing to me right now for some reason... Ok, I can be quiet... I know that is hard for some of you to visualize, but, I have been known to be quiet every now and then... and, still, I feel odd, because it is so quiet... I must be giving off weird vibes because the receptionist, Jean, looks up at me as I was staring at her cleavage... she smiles and says... don't worry 'Dreamboy'... the doctor usually doesn't work on Fridays and since you know her aunt (thru Azhar) she has come in and there is no one else on the calendar, so she should be able to determine and potentially fix what is wrong today... Wow, now, that I like, except that she didn't really say 'Dreamboy', I just added that in to see if you all were paying attention (Go Texas Rangers!!!). She opens the room to the dentist area, where the big chair is and the overhead light fixture that reminds one of 'Close encounters of the third kind' and tells me to undress? I mean, she said, please have a seat in the chair... I must be hearing things, because I am in pain... A few minutes later, the front door opens and I hear high heels walking thru the receptionist area and then they come thru the door to me... My mouth drops to the floor as this dentist is a bomb-shell of biblical proportions ( well, maybe not biblical, maybe more like Victoria secret or playboy... but, I thought given my condition biblical sounded better for some of you bible thumpers in the blogosphere)... OMG, I scream out 'Mommy!' and she looks at me and says 'excuse me'... and I apologize and tell her that I am in great pain and could she give me something for it... she apologizes for her appearance as she came directly from an outing she was on and didn't have time to change into her dentistry outfit... Needless to say, she filled her current outfit pretty nicely... Now, some of you are thinking... stop, this can't be happening and I say... Please, this is my blog and, you will have to deal with it... tyvm... so, deal with it... I have to deal with the potential shame of Sofia Karlberg maybe reading this blog and never wanting to have anything to do with me... so, we are all taking a calculated risk... just sayin'... It is hard for me to concentrate as... the dentist, let's call her Dr. Felicity... is dressed in a cotton checkered blue button-down shirt with a collar except two of the buttons are not buttoned... she also is sporting blue jeans... the kind that I can never figure out how women get in and out of because it appear that the holes for your feet are two small and the rest of the pants kind of smother her legs and butt... I sigh, and she says, let me get you something for the pain... I say thanks, as the receptionist comes in as the assistant now with a tray containing pills and instruments and what not... I'm feeling a little queasy as she gives me a couple of advil... I ask her if she doesn't have anything stronger... she says that will come later, but, that she needs me to let her examine me while I take my clothes off... well, that is what I heard. what she really said, was she was going to check my teeth and take x-rays... I must be delirious with pain, because I'm not thinking straight... Dr. Felicity turns the music on and it is not 'elevator' music... No, she has Tina Dico singing 'Heaven & Hell' to me and bouncy... yes, that is the pet name that I am going to give the assistant/receptionist... I chose that name because as she moves around with the instruments and x-ray machine, I notice that she is wearing 'Chanel #5'... This is an amazing coincidence... plus, she keeps flicking her long brown hair as she walks around me... And, by the way, there is plenty of room in this office and yet, Ms. bouncy has nippled me twice with her tits... at first I thought, well, it's an accident and then, the second time she was looking right at me... My dick got a little hard, and I was cursing my suit pants and tighty whities because there is never enough room for my aroused dick with the pants and underwear on... but, I still swear by my 'faithful' tighty whities... I'm thinking, wait a minute... maybe you should run for your life... maybe you don't want any of this because you are in pain... but, then I think.. wait, your are just hallucinating... perhaps, the pills they gave you are a little stronger than advil... I didn't really notice the name on them... since, I'm just a simple man, with an easy going style, and, the pain has kind of left me... and, tina dico is singing to me... it can't be that bad can it??? hell no, it can't... just take it easy... be a man... so, Dr. Felicity sends Bouncy out of the room while she takes xrays of my mouth... and as she maneuvers the machine around my mouth I get a whif of her perfume... stop it... she is wearing chanel #5 too... I start to get out of the chair, but I can't really move... she tells me that the pills she gave me were a little bit stronger than the advil I thought I was taking... and she applies a little pressure on my chest and says, it will be alright, I'll be gentle with you... hearing this I get a little scared because you don't know what can happen in a dentist office what if this goes very, very bad... what if she is one of those doctors that has a fetish for crazy things... things that I don't like... she might be like that... but, her skin is so soft... and even though I feel she is around 5' 10'' which puts her about four inches taller than me... I think... well, in this chair we could make up that difference in no time... this must be the pain killer medicine talking... she leaves the room to go take a peak at the x-rays and I swear that she is not wearing any panties underneath those blue jeans... but, maybe that is just wishful thinking on my part... I'm sitting comfortably in this huge dentist chair, with the water thing to my left and the bright light hanging from above... and I kind of doze off... then, I smell her as she has come back in the room... remember, I heard high heels earlier... but, she's not wearing heels... uh, oh... jambo... what is going on... she has now leveled the chair in such away that I am almost horizontal and she is standing over my head and I think I smell 'cherry'... could that be her lipstick... all I can see above me are these medium sized tits bulging out of her shirt... and, three buttons are now not buttoned... stop it Dreamboy... you are imaging things... so, I go to pinch myself and Bouncy grabs my hand and says it will be alright... at that moment my dick goes solid hard... and, there is a little pain until I am able to re-arrange my pants... and they both chuckle... hmmm... Dr. Felicity says it appears that you have a cavity on one of your molars, while she is digging one of the 'instruments of my mouth destruction devices' tools on my tooth... I almost jump out of the chair as she struck something... ouch I say... and, she says she is sorry and she will give me a shot of novocaine to numb it... and I say please be gentle... she says... that is exactly what Azhar told us... that you wanted it nice and easy... well, that's what she said, and that's what I heard... I hear a blender in the background... I ask what is that as and she says that she needs to know how sensitive my teeth are to hot and cold before she gives me the injection... so, she has a chilled margarita for me to drink and then some warm apple cider... I never heard of this before in my life... did she give me the shot already or am I dreaming or what? No, I'm not dreaming, Bouncy hands me a small cup with cold margarita inside and says open... I feel pain as I drink it... and, then I am handed a small cup with warm apple cider, and I don't feel any pain... this must mean something to her... but, what is really weird is that they each drink a regular glass of the margarita mix and I see a 'Cuervo Gold' top shelf bottle open... and, they say bottoms up and drink their drinks... when, they finish, they both laugh and come near me... she says that I will feel a little pain, but, then she can work on my cavity and put in a filling and fuck me...I looked at her, and she said... jes keyding... I thought that's what she said... she gives me a shot and then in a few seconds my mouth goes dry and I lose feeling on the left side... she puts her finger in my mouth and asks me if I can feel anything... I say no, but, it feels like a hand is rubbing my dick... I look to my right and see Bouncy smiling and, she wiggles her breasts for me... She asks me if I want to be knocked up... I mean, knocked out, and I struggle to utter 'No' to her... so, I get really relaxed and I feel her tapping on my teeth and then I hear a drill, and I feel something grabbing on my dick, but, I don't know if I am just imagining this... but, one thing is for sure... I have a 'new' dentist... hell yeah!!! after the drill, I smell an odor and it kind of wakes me up... Dr. Felicity... she tells me I can call her 'peaches'... where did that come from... all I know is that Cassie Ventura is leaning on my shoulder singing 'Me & you'... this is so strange... is this really happening? I feel like I could be in another world or country or state for that matter... 'Peaches' says that she will polish my knob if I want... I say, yes, and I shut my eyes as she polishes my teeth... she says it will make it nice and white... but, I heard nice, wet and erotic... and, there is bouncy, bouncing those tits while Jason Mraz is singing 'shy that way' with Tristan Prettyman... Before I know it... I am told that my moment is over... and, 'peaches' and bouncy help me out of the chair... I swear I have to zip up my pants and it seems as if there is a white streak of cum on bouncy's lips, but, maybe I am still hallucinating from the drugs... I am escorted to the front and I pay my copay and get the receipt and I'm sent on my way... as I reach my car I fell good... no pain on my tooth... and I feel giddy as I go to grab my keys... only when I put my hand in my pants I don't feel my tighty whities... and there is a piece of paper in my pocket that says call me 'peaches'... OMG... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!  |
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Hi BiggLala... thanks for your comments... I was challenged by a fellow blogger to write this post... I had to pull out all of the stops as I hate, hate, hate going to the dentist... so, this was one of those 'face my fear' moments... and, I tried to make the best of it... but, my visits are truly like yours and 'Little Shop of Horrors' only I don't enjoy the dentist period... have a great weekend... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Hi Joy. Thanks for your comments... yes, I'm sure you were quite distraught these past couple of days as my Texas Rangers beat your blue Jays like they owned them... and, although, your team did put up a good fight yesterday... the end was pretty much already determined, as you can see... the Blue Jays will experience much warmer weather deep in the heart of texas as we play the game the way it was meant to be played... outside where god and everyone can watch from high above... where the wind catches deep long drives and brings them down safely in the outfield... where the fireworks go off and the smell of cordite is in the air... where grass is beneath your feet and cushions your fall should you have to dive for a ball (interesting thought don't you think'? I do thank you for the updates as I had back to back to back meetings and was unable to keep up... on my way home, however, I was able to listen to the top of the 14th inning... where my rangers were able to redeem themselves as the young third baseman who made the error earlier in the game (playing for Adrian Beltre who is hurt) got an rbi that pushed us ahead... it almost brought a tear of joy to my eyes.. and, then I thought, yes, a tear of joy and not so much joy as it were... because, up north in the land that can get very cold, others were crying... boo, hoo, maybe just getting ready for Halloween, maybe, hurt because their boys of summer were getting ready for winter instead of more baseball... I don't know which, but only time will tell for sure... We may not have heard the last of 'Peaches' and 'Bouncy' yet... there may be some unresolved business with the tighty whities... i was challenged to write this post and incorporated ideas to weave the story... but, now, i have another babealopoulous to write about... Still, i will stay true to Azhar and Sofia Karlberg as best that i can, without going crazy... thanks again... good luck tomorrow!!! To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Loved your mix of erotic fantasy with a real-life experience. I never had those kinds of experiences at the dentist as she is a female as well as her assistance. Yes our Jays went down swinging and although it's not over till the last out, we are in tough. They have won 3 in a row before but the Rangers are a very well disciplined team that seems to be doing everything right along with some ahem, questionable umpiring and being forced to play with the dome closed was also a disadvantage (just check out win and HR records when the lid is open) I will still watch tomorrow and cheer and yell at the tv. Will look for your next installments on Azhar, Peaches and Bouncy or whatever tweaks your fancy. 
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Loved your mix of erotic fantasy with a real-life experience. I never had those kinds of experiences at the dentist as she is a female as well as her assistance. Yes our Jays went down swinging and although it's not over till the last out, we are in tough. They have won 3 in a row before but the Rangers are a very well disciplined team that seems to be doing everything right along with some ahem, questionable umpiring and being forced to play with the dome closed was also a disadvantage (just check out win and HR records when the lid is open) I will still watch tomorrow and cheer and yell at the tv. Will look for your next installments on Azhar, Peaches and Bouncy or whatever tweaks your fancy. thanks for your visit and comments on this blog... I am so glad that you liked this post... i like to take people's inputs and life's reflections and try to weave a story that can be enjoyed by many... so, prior to writing this story, one of my fav bloggers was getting some work done, and I had commented that her visit would make for a great erotic story... she said that she was too close to it and was definitely not aroused at all in a dentist's office, and she challenged me to write one... so, I thought about it, and i had challenged her a few months back to write a story with a bunch of weird sequences that i had suggested... and, you know what... she did it... I couldn't believe the amount of research and time that she put into it... I was truly honored... so, since she challenged me on something that was out of my comfort zone (but, not so far as to be 'too crazy') I agreed... and... it came out good, but, you never know what kind of response you are going to get until the ink dries and people read... I'm sorry to hear about the blue jays two losses (not terribly sorry, and, deep down, perhaps I am jumping up and down for joy screaming about the opposite side of the spectrum where my rangers are close to the next stage... but, maybe not... maybe I'm writing for someone else... as Sofia Karlberg would say 'let it go'...)... I have seen some of the questionable 'ball & strike' calls during some of the at bats... I was able to catch some of the highlites when i got home... Please have some tissue available while you watch tomorrow's game... just in case you cry tears of joy, or maybe, tears of another kind... It was interesting in pre-game that Mr. Pete Rose, one of my all-time fav baseball players had predicted that the Rangers could not compete against the Jays... but, he is only human... and, i hope that before he dies that he will be inducted into the hall of fame for his accomplishments as a player... I hope that i am fortunate enough to encounter additional experiences with Azhar, Peaches, Bouncy and Krrrristi (AA flight attendant) and some have even asked about what happened to Kathy and Gayle... they are certainly entitled to an encore performance of some kind... I have to be true to my audience... you'll not see me posting pics of naked men on this site... sorry... although, some of my readers have demanded that i share what they look for... now, since, I've never shared those kind of pics they cannot be expected to ever see them... just sayin'... thanks again sexyldy... i do appreciate your comments... have a great Saturday... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Crazy and fun why not! love what you wrote today.. hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Crazy and fun why not! love what you wrote today.. hugsssssssssss V Thanks for your comments! That was a crazy dentist visit!!! Hope your dad and hubby are doing well! To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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A most excellent job, easy. Look at you accepting challenges and pushing yourself outside of your comfort zone. Proud of you, happy for you, and impressed by you. Good job and thanks for the story.
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A most excellent job, easy. Look at you accepting challenges and pushing yourself outside of your comfort zone. Proud of you, happy for you, and impressed by you. Good job and thanks for the story. I'm glad that you enjoyed this blog... the challenge was there, and I took it... I had to give it a lot of thought, as you know, I do not enjoy going to a dentist's office... but, on my previous visit, last year, I did go to a female dentist... and, she didn't look anything like Dr. Felicity... so, I said, let me help her with that... and, of course assistants can be forgettable, so I thought I would spice that up a little and it seems to have worked... but, your comments are the ones that matter as you suggested this challenge... I'm glad that it met your expectations... Have a great day!!! Go Texas Rangers!!! To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Oh... Hi texasboobies... BTW that handle is a good name for Halloween too as you could have two bees with a caption of 'Boo' on a white tee!!! not entirely original... but, it could work!!! Maybe you are an Astros fan... that's the ticket... ok, never mind my other post on one of your blogs... thanks for the visit... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Hi mature_951. Thanks for visiting my blog and commenting... I have to say that this was the most interesting time I have spent at a dentist's office... I felt like it was all a dream, except for the missing undies... I'm perplexed as to calling Peaches... Some of my blogger's want me to reach out to her to see what develops... But, I don't want to give her any false hopes as I am currently seeing Azhar and don't want to set the wrong expectations... I'll wait a few more days and see what's what... Thanks again!! To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Oh my... curious woman... thank you for visiting my blog... this is a real first for you... I luv Creedence Clearwater Revival... and, I luv this song... thanks so much for posting it on my blog... hmmm... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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