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Suds Vs Snatch
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Suds Vs Snatch Okay..I had to share this with all of you....This just cracked me up.... Beer vs Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vagina's in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER! Cheers!!!! |
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12/1/2005 4:13 pm |
Funny stuff. Beer is just too easy and once you have 1 you'll definitely want another. Overall I still would take the Vagina over Beer if it "cums" down to it!! ;p
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hmmmm....all very good points. I would just like to add that I at least prefer the taste of VAGINA over BEER, I've never been much of a beer drinker. so you could in some cases give vagina another point there.
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Toss up...Big beer versus Big Vagina.
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12/2/2005 2:57 pm |
The Heck with Beer... Vagina WINS!!
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Both go well together!!!
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I recall hearing an old joke, I'd walk a mile for a Camel, two for a hump! Three for a beer? No, I would rather have the hump even if it costs more. Plus I would say there is lots more variety in vaginas than beers. The same woman's vagina can be wet, dry, bloody that time of the month and in many different stages of availability. Just one woman's. Now think of all the different women's vaginas in the world.... Lots more variety in vaginas, than beer which tries to be consistent for the same brand.
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12/7/2005 11:09 am |
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Point of curiosity, when women have yeast infections do they taste like BEER??? If that was the case you could have your vagina and beer at the same time... Vagina two points and one extra for the convienence factor.
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