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Facts about sex LOL  

rm_1realdarlin 55F
372 posts
11/3/2005 4:44 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm
Facts about sex LOL

Sex Facts
Hilarious Sexual Facts....(Not speaking from experience)

(Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
(A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.

(Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
(A.) So men can be open minded.

(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
(A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

(Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
(A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

(Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

(Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"

(Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury
DoughBoy?
(A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
(A.) One of his fingers is clean.

(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

(Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
(A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.

realmom2 66M/58F

11/3/2005 7:40 pm

 LOL!! I love it.

Thanks


lifeisablast333 61M

11/3/2005 8:19 pm

 oohhh yeah, thats funny stuff, thanks oh sexy one....the Redneck


rm_okiedude58 67M

11/8/2005 6:10 pm

 Thanks, I loved the Raggedy Ann one.


LadyButterfly05 65F

11/14/2005 5:58 pm

 Way too hillarious!! Thanks for the laughs again...


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