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Universal Truths
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Universal Truths At the end of every party there is a girl crying. Youre never quite sure whether its ok to eat green crisps. Reading when your drunk is horrible. Your never quite sure whether its illegal or not to have a fire in your back garden. nobody ever dares make a cup a soup in a bowl. You never know where to look when eating a banana. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. Everyone always remembers the day a ran into their school. The most embarrassing thing a schoolchild can do is call their teacher mam or dad. old women with mobile phones looks wrong. Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee. driving through a tunnel makes you excited. You never run out of salt. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you have your head or your hand stuck in something. Despite the warnings you have never met anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and standing on an upturned plug. everyone has had an uncle who has tried to steal your nose. bricks are horrible to carry. knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.  |
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Remember reading this somewhere before on the net and found it really amusing...".. everyone has had an uncle who has tried to steal your nose" ...loved that one, made me think of my uncle that used to do this when we were kids and we really thought he had our noses! lol...   In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x
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9/6/2007 9:28 am |
old women with mobile phones looks wrong. Will someone just tell me when the time comes to get rid of mine? Actually, my Dad has my old one. Luckily he doesn't know how to text because I once signed up to a "free" dating service which results in me getting loads of messages on that number. I never cancelled it because it was an expensive 09.. number at something like a pound a minute and a million submenus to work through. So now my brother just wipes the SMS messages every now and then. My Dad is oblivious! Blogito ergo sum.
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