"Rule #10" "Invitations are for pussies..." just sayin...
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Posted:Jan 25, 2020 1:39 pm
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I read a post from one of the bloggers that I like read and she had posted a rule... and... I hadn't recognized the rule... So, I went the Wedding Crashers IMDB site and found "Thee" rules...
Here they are my little pretties...
"Rule #" "Invitations are for pussies..." just sayin...
enjoy...
The Rules of Wedding Crashing: Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real name. Rule #3: Never confess. Rule #4: No one goes home alone. Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sul It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7: Blend in by standing out. Rule #8: Be the life of the party. Rule #9: Whatever it takes get in, get in. Rule #: Invitations are for pussies. Rule #: Sensitive is good. Rule #: When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate - console them. Rule #: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15: Fight the urge tell the truth. Rule #16: Always have an up--date family tree. Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18: You love animals and . Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (See rule below) Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18. Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around. Rule #24: If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25: You understand she heard that, but that's not what you meant. Rule #26: Of course you love her. Rule #27: Don't over drin The machinery must work in order close. Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible. Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32: Don't commit a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33: Never go back your place. Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38: Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket the pavement. Rule #39: The way a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40: Dance with folks and the . The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #41: Try not break anything, unless you're not having fun. Rule #42: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough wedding party seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the bac The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #43: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after, but don't talk about it. Allude it. Then walk away, She'll follow. Rule #44: Always remember your fake name! Rule #45: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #46: You forgot your invitation in your rush get the church. Rule #47: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée. Rule #48: Always work the following into a conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of . But how does one buy happiness?" Rule #49: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women. Rule #50: Always pull out in time. Rule #51: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love stay, but you promised help out at the homeless shelter today. Rule #52: Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #53: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy. Rule #54: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned. Rule #55: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #56: When seeing a rival crasher, do not interact. Merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #57: The Ferrari's in the shop. Rule #58: If rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #59: No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions. Rule #60: When crashing out of state, request permission from a local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #61: No more than weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. Rule #62: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #63: Always save room for cake. Rule #64: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #65: Smile! You're having the time of your life. Rule #66: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #67: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #68: shut-outs in a row? It's time take a week off. Ask yourself: what is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #69: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #70: Studies show that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield. Rule #71: No excuses. like a champion! Rule #72: In case of emergency, refer the playboo Rule #73: Gilrs in hats tend be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #74: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride a minimum. Rule #75: Carry extra protection. Rule #76: No Excuses, like a champion . Rule #77: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served dinner first. Rule #78: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #79: Occasionally bring a real gift. You're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #80: Always think ahead, but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind. Rule #81: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions. Rule #82: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder. Rule #83: Don't use the "I have months live" bit - not cool, not effective. Rule #84: Shoes say a lot about a man. Rule #85: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier blend. Rule #86: You're from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #87: Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to wor Rule #88: Of course you dream of one day having . Rule #89: Never dance "What I Like About You." It's long past time let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance it. No matter how hot she is. Rule #90: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and vice-versa. Rule #91: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need make a fast escape. Rule #92: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key most bedroom doors. Rule #93: Try not show off on the dance floor. That means you Jeremy. Rule #94: Etiquette isn't -fashioned, it's sexy. Rule #95: Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls. Rule #96: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #97: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #98: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only. Rule #99: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. Rule #0: No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #1: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #2: Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #3: Never cockblock a fellow crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest is okay. Rule #4: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy for later. Rule #5: Know when abandon ship if it ain't floating. Rule #6: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love get twisted around. Rule #7: Always carry an assortment of placecards match any wedding design. Rule #8: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the love it, the girls will too. Rule #9: Never reveal your true identity. Rule #0: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. By decree of Chazz Reingold, Creator of the Rules of Wedding Crashing, revised from 1989 in October 2004, the following bits of slang are no longer acceptable: "it's all good," "hey, no worries," and any sentence that involves anyone getting "their freak on." (Source: DVD "The Rules of Wedding Crashing" gallery bonus feature.)
................................................................. And, this song was featured in that movie... Coldplay - "Sparks" Did I drive you away I know what you'll say You say, oh, sing one we know But I promise you this I'll always look out for you That's what I'll do I say oh I say oh My heart is yours It's you that I hold on That's what I do And I know I was wrong But I won't let you down (Oh yeah, yeah, yes I will) I say oh I cry oh And I… ......................................................................
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"To be or not to be To cheat or not to cheat Believe or not believe that you're mine..."
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Posted:Jan 19, 2020 11:20 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2020 8:21 pm
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"2 be or not 2 be 2 cheat or not 2 cheat Believe or not believe that you're mine..." - knees buckle...
breathing slows... I'm for you...
"To be or not to be... to cheat or not to cheat..." this is another one of those lyrics that makes me hot for you... listening to LP... I can't stop thinking of you...
unchain my heart...
is a lie just a lie... does the past become a crime in your mind... I don't care... just lie 2 me... I want 2 be taken there... that first... with you... I'm ready... I can take it... a little scared... but, I'll take your hand in mind... be gentle with me... I'm not that kind...
oh yes... this one is written for you... not for anybody else... but, you haven't 2 claim your Willy Wonka ... 2 redeem the passion... 2 taste those lips... 2 take that journey there... it's where you want 2 be...
I know... but, I want it... "crippled cruel emotion... enough 2 make an ocean green..." I changed these lyrics... 2 fit us... like a glove... like a sweater... like the words that get me in 2 you... that slide this easy going soul into the dreams you wake up 2... those thoughts... those moments...
only a first... I don't care about the future... let me experience this version of you... that keeps reading me... that version that others want... that version that says... I heart you...
now... not later... now...
"you can define the time... the place, yours or mine... the erotic music list... appetizers to your bliss..." another easy going ism... use me...
like a "Duran Duran" song, come undone
LP has planted our song... without a piano... I'll live... maybe, her raw voice is what sends me... she hits the notes while your face contorts for that feeling you keep writing about... but, fail to feel...
"why Romeo took potion, basically..." throw Shakespeare at me... like your panties and bra releasing that pent up frustration as they 2 me... you bouncing slowly... sweating... wet.... ready...
yes... you're feeling it... from that dark room... look around... it's you... it's me...
I don't need the vinyl for this one... yes... it is on my playlist...
think of me while you listen to this
this is been on rewind today...
give it a read... then... a listen... but, before you do...
please make sure that you've turned off the alarm clock...
shut your phone off... lock that door of distraction...
don't cheat yourself out of this moment... our first...
................................................................. "Cut right to the chase and Choose your words to make it clear to me You seem so heaven sent but Somehow I still invent the fear in me A lie is just a lie A cry is still a cry The past becomes the crime in my mind
Suspicion, suspicion How you've changed my heart Suspicion, suspicion Unchain my heart
Crippled cruel emotion Enough to make an ocean turn to green The silliest of notions Why Romeo took potion basically To be or not to be To cheat or not to cheat Believe or not believe that you're mine
Anywhere you go all roads still lead to It's harder than you know to be led back to
Suspicion, suspicion How you've changed my heart Suspicion, suspicion Unchain my heart Suspicion, suspicion How you've changed my heart Suspicion Unchain my heart…” - LP - "Suspicion"
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you can thank me later...
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"Oh, when lovers meet, a crowded bar to an empty street He takes her hand, she shuts her eyes..." -
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Posted:Jan 17, 2020 7:34 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2020 8:37 pm
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"Oh, when lovers meet, a crowded bar an empty street He takes her hand, she shuts her eyes..." - this 's for you...
when lovers meet... such a special treat... visions of a first contemplated... a swallow... lick of the lips... a sense of longing... the wait... over...
maybe... just for a few precious moments... side by side... with an attraction so deep... other thoughts pale in comparison... nothing prepared you for this...
happy in your own loneliness... thinking of what might be...
"potential love, rapture, bliss, ecstasy... heaven and hell you are fantasy..." -- an easy going ism...
find us in an empty street when lovers dance... careful feet
& curious hands... no expectations oh... it starts so slow... can't let go... soft, very soft kisses on blushing cheeks... leading those lip lip flushes of passion... with that first cheek cheek embrace...
ivory keys in the background... sense memories abound... heart beat speeding... breathless for seconds...
finally coming up for air... feeling the gone of despair... ..................................................... "Oh, when lovers meet, a crowded bar an empty street He takes her hand, she shuts her eyes would've thought that we could reach these heights? Oh, when lovers part with each a half Of a broken heart in hopeless tears from eyelashes would've thought that we could fall so deep? Heaven and hell, ooh Heaven and hell, ooh Hand in hand Oh, when lovers dance with careful feet and curious hands The rhythms grow from hidden depths would've thought that we would know these steps? Oh, when lovers meet, soft kisses on a blushing cheek I touch his ass, what no knows Why even love like this comes and goes Heaven and hell, ooh Oh, cheek cheek Heaven and hell, ooh Side by side heaven and hell..." - Tina Dico - "Heaven & Hell" .......................................................... take your time with this ... no need rush... an easy going listen...
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"Past the places where you used to learn You howl and listen for the angels who won't return"
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Posted:Jan 12, 2020 11:50 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2020 9:57 pm
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"Past the places where you used to learn You howl and listen Listen and wait for the Echoes of angels who won't return..." - over, and over, and over again
here I am right in front of you not on a hill in Katmandu
everything you always wanted not like a scary movie, haunted
I want it all and I want it now tee up the next one, shout "foul"
how many scars does it take for you to finally wake
gold is here, what are you waiting for it doesn't get better, he's not Thor
you say, I only need this, that first kiss but your actions, always a fatal miss
out of your comfort zone, you don't know why He was Apollo, you'll never be satisfied
why don't your dreams ever true because first, you have to love you .......................................................................... "Somewhere there's speaking It's already coming in Oh and it's rising at the back of your mind You never could get it Unless you were fed it Now you're here and you don't know why But under skinned knees and the skid marks Past the places where you used to learn You howl and listen Listen and wait for the Echoes of angels who won't return He's everything you want He's everything you need He's everything inside of you That you wish you could be He says all the right things At exactly the right time But he means nothing to you And you don't know why You're waiting for someone To put you together You're waiting for someone to push you away There's always another wound to discover There's always something more you wish he'd say..." - Vertical Horizon - "He's everything you want" .......................................................................................... hmm, read, re-read and then, give it a listen
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"This ain't the time But, it's on my mind You got the things I need Show it one last time please"
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Posted:Jan 11, 2020 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2020 8:34 pm
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"I know this ain't the time But, it's on mind You got the things I need Show it last time please..."
when is the right time 2 blow each other's mind
answers 2 all of dreams feelings like water our stream
you know u want it, take step back erotic thoughts, be heart attack
dive into ocean be love potion
the space between us, a tease those tits, those lips, those hips tongue, eyes, finger tips
our music drifts along the tub I cum up for air, need a hug
use , kiss , take I want you like water
lips the glass luv you at last
swim , throw a jacket be sun, let pirouette
I am that constant passion at the onset
your drops flowing thru veins heart on currents, give pain
I so want 2 taste you like water from a faucet true
take the plunge, be exception not someone else's perception .............................................................. "I know this ain't the time But fuck it it's on mind And you got the things I need Now show it last time please And you were that constant I'm not trustin these people Swear they been diluting I'm faded I'm not sober And now that it's all over Afraid they all just using After this I don't want anybody Tinted windows no they never see Now and then I gotta get it baby Swear these women just another body You're always comin so close And you make this harder you know That I can't just you alone With you round this way Yea you're all the right pieces But we had the wrong timing And I couldn't help losing you Still faded and not sober The love I could have showed her Hurts as much as losing you After this I don't want anybody Tinted windows no they never see No they never understand it baby Swear these women just another body You know I had tell the I don't want it Had lie let her move on without honest And I could see her lookin at like don't you want it You know I'd love sip you back just like water You know I'd love sip you back just like You know you're movin right past like water And I've been sippin somethin back like It's like I told you baby some things I'll never be And now I'm drinkin em back like water And now I'm movin right past like water And I've been drinkin em back like water And I've been sippin somethin back just like water And now I'm movin right past like water..." - Plaza - "Water" ...................................................................................................... let's blend into each other
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"They said to watch out for your kind That romance makes you blind, I'll be blinded for a lifetime"
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Posted:Jan 10, 2020 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2020 4:53 pm
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"They said watch for your kind Always dirtying up mind They say that romance makes you blind Well, I’ll be blinded for a lifetime..."
Words that you long hear... make time... could be so clear...
do you feel the rays above your head... summer's in your scent... walking together in the sand...
Crown & Coors light... make me scream... quench thirst... be dream...
"kiss slowly... romance till I'm blind... never see... have you... I'd be fine..." -- another easy going ism...
sunshine... sunlight... heart beats your daylight... bring on your light... ride like a wave the surf... be mine for the night... get ready... sounds from "rare earth"... let's be the erotic triggers each other's thoughts...
birds... luv drunk... falling from the ... like a Prince song... "when doves cry"...
I want your sun in eyes... another song with no goodbyes... ............................................................................ "I feel the sunlight on head The scent of summer in bed When we were footprints in the sand Stealing liquor, making plans I can see your from miles and miles away But heaven knows it’s gonna fade, heaven knows it’s gonna fade I’m not done searching for answers, anyway But through your hands you make tremble, make crush Forget And just ride that wave we higher than life With the sun in our eyes, should just ride on a cloud we fall from the No more tears for the night, for the ni-i-ight For the ni-i-ight , just ride that wave we higher than life With the sun in our eyes They said watch for your kind Always dirtying up mind They say that romance makes you blind Well, I’ll be blinded for a lifetime I can see your from miles and miles away And I remember every kiss, all the games you had me I’m not done searching for answers, anyway But through your hands you make tremble, make crush Forget And just ride that wave we higher than life With the sun in our eyes, should just ride on a cloud we fall from the No more tears for the night, for the ni-i-ight For the ni-i-ight , just ride that wave we higher than life With the sun in our eyes La la la la la.. La la la la la.. With the sun in your eyes La la la la la.. ey I can see your from miles and miles away But heaven knows it’s gonna fade, heaven knows it’s gonna fade I’m not done searching for reasons, anyway But through your hands you make tremble, make crush Forget And just ride that wave we higher than life With the sun in our eyes, should just ride on a cloud we fall from the No more tears for the night, for the ni-i-ight For the ni-i-ight , just ride that wave we higher than life With the sun in our eyes…" - M0 & Diplo - "Sun in our eyes" ................................................................................................ should you like the penned words... let the music rattle those thighs... hmm...
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I'm not writing this for you... it is not a plea 2 a heavenly creature that doesn't see me...
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Posted:Jan 5, 2020 10:55 am
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2020 5:45 pm
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I'm not writing this for you... it is not a plea 2 a heavenly creature that doesn't see ...
these words are scattered 2 the winds... a call 2 Aphrodite, the goddess of luv... 2 look down upon ... and say... there is a chance for you... but, not with them... for they are unattainable...
they are the ones featured in Victoria's Secret commercials... lingerie... lining up the cinematic sultry messages that swoop thru your unfiltered heart...
they are the ones that are just out of reach... ever so near 2 your pounding breath... 2 your aching throbs of want... 2 those desires waiting to be heard... like a Christmas list left unattended... like the cookies and mil.. only crumbs and the appearance of something real having been there... a Coldplay lyric... "something just like this..."... only, not just like this... slightly shaken and not stirred... like a cork from a champagne bottle... never opened, only poised receive... but, not really... until that familiar "sound"... a lollipop waiting 2 be licked... is eternity soon enough... yes... for this blog... it is... I never liked the commercials where the owl licks times and shouts out " licks" as the final answer... 2 get 2 that elusive center... like the center of her lips... the one that this is not written for...
"like a wish from a coin 2 a well... the splash, an empty tell..." (I like this line... a new euphemism by easy going... 2 be stolen by those who can appreciate the cry for help...)
perhaps, my Greek goddess Aphrodite or my Roman Goddess Venus will cum thru for ... I'll take your help... you know this easy going soul would rather be lucky than smart... let the gods have mercy on him... let them point the light of lust in his direction... so that that unsuspecting attainable heavenly creature... for a brief moment... can see him... thru the sea of pretenders in their wake... a simple man, with simple tastes... that wants 2 taste her... not you... the one that wants 2 please and be pleased... the one who sees a light at the end of this tunnel... that sees a glass and drinks if she is thirsty... gets another glass if she wants it...
sidelines are for spectators and beauty queens like a Maroon 5 song... of only 18... or more... and, still more as the future unfolds... it doesn't matter... the category has been chosen... the dye cast...
Oh... what she would find with this word-trodden man... feelings from an open boo.. so her fingers can leisurely walk thru that soul... indicating that the search may be over... the tempest about 2 abate... a path shone where may walk or touch or taste or kiss... where see each other...
again... this one is not written for you... it is written only for her... the one that makes time... that feels the same beat... that doesn't question... for she has been touched by Cupid's arrow... maybe, a blow to the head... an easy going one... that shook her like an AC/DC song... maybe, not all night long... because that would wear me out... but, a reasonable amount for a first... a moment of intimacy... that only she could appreciate...
she could be luved by Xavier Omar's "blind" man... and, I leave you with this ...................................................... "Here you won't find treason heart Help Quiet, he sleeps with anything but love Help
We need him to stay between us And do you really understand? Help Can you help? Help
Perfectly aligned to future's hour
Evidence he couldn't stay between us Help Help
Black paint on a white canvas arm Imprints of the words you chose to say Help Can you help? Darling, can you help? Darling, can you, can you Help Help
Darling can you help? Can you?..." London Grammar - "Help" ---------------------------------------------------
thanks for the read...
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"The problem with you is That I can't get you off my mind And I think about you all the time..."
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Posted:Jan 3, 2020 4:03 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2020 7:05 pm
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"The problem with you is That I can't get you off mind And I think about you all the time..." - hmm, guilty
I want be felt like this let taste that first kiss
I could be more attentive I could be more aggressive
you're all that I dream about we could do a slow "twist & shout"
a little louder, a little softer crying followed by laughter
feelings colliding into orgasms misguided truths, I thought were sarcasm
a falling sensation replaced by the shrew that wanted to be tamed
I wanted you, no filters, no tag backs what I got was a train off the tracks
thinkin' those boots weren't made for walkin' emotions swept fast talkin'
........................................................................ "Wish l called. Went hold you, but I wanted control you Paranoid What's wrong with ? Why am I pointing everything wrong with you? Let's talk about last night, were you with? Why didn't you answer ? All of these questions, criticizing You bring the worst in The problem with you is That I can't get you off mind And I think about you all the time It's your fault that I don't feel right The problem with you is That you're all that I dream about And you're not right right now Took a minute, but I figured it The problem with is you Oh no, no Oh-oh-oh-oh When we met I was careless with all of emotions But the closer we'd get I became more attentive, more protective, more aggressive Let's talk about last night, you went sleep Didn't even talk You left with questions, agonizing You bring the worst in Now I understand why I feel this way You're the blame, you should be ashamed You should be ashamed The problem with me is you Now I understand why I feel this way (With me is you) You're the blame, you should be ashamed You should be ashamed (Ooh, it's you) Now I understand why I feel this way (You) You're the blame, you should be ashamed You should be ashamed..." - Sabrina Claudio - "Problem with you" .................................................................................................. make me feel that way...
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"You could have been one of these things first... My first... My last"
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Posted:Dec 31, 2019 11:29 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2020 9:34 pm
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"You could have been one of these things first... first... last"
Ok... so, I borrowed these lyrics from a Nick Drake song... what a beautiful song... lyrics... melody... and, part of the "Garden State" soundtrack...
I guess you could have been all of these things for me... back then... I might not have been able see... but, now... I can appreciate butterfly approaching... those wings slowly opening... seeing the colors of your mind... in the back of mine... I can taste flavors beyond... what a young man lusted after... a whole long lifetime... could have been our end...
I would have stayed beside you... a real lover... read like a book... slowly with an easy going manner... turn pages your own pace... let the words flow of you with grace... live by... storm by... to explode... to relax... to feel... hmm... to make heart beat faster... then slow... then faster... then whatever you need ... shiver...
let dive into your ocean... let tilt face ever so gently... let see sweat from your face... let taste both sets of your lips... a lick here... a kiss there... can you see the real ... I've seen you from a distance... waiting... wondering... when will you be first... when can we share moment of passion...
would you be... could you be... I am but a simple man... not for long walks the sand... maybe...
could you be mine... true... untrue... some version of you... could see ... as a first.. ........................................................................................... "I could have been a sailor, could have been a cook A real live lover, could have been a book. I could have been a signpost, could have been a clock As simple as a kettle, steady as a rock. I could be Here and now I would be, I should be But how? I could have been One of these things first I could have been One of these things first. I could have been your pillar, could have been your door I could have stayed beside you, could have stayed for more. Could have been your statue, could have been your friend, A whole long lifetime could have been the end. I could be yours so true I would be, I should be through and through I could have been One of these things first I could have been One of these things first. I could…” - Nick Drake - "One of these things first"
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You motivated me post this one... it is not wild and crazy... but, it can move you...
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"All I ever wanted was a life that I made. Only sometimes, all you ever need is someone to relate."
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Posted:Dec 29, 2019 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2019 8:41 pm
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"All I ever wanted was a life that I made... Only sometimes, all you ever need is someone to relate..."
thanks to all of you for the wonderful responses to my blogs this year... I do like hearing from you... it lets me know that you are out there... waiting... biting that lip in anticipation of "easy going's" first story ever... yes... like I experience the wonderment of intimate moments with my lovers... that is how I writes these blogs... I write them for you... without an audience... does a tree really make a sound when it falls in the forest... cares...
I care about those beautiful heavenly creatures that frequent my blogs... that let me know that they are real... wanting... waiting... seeing... with that ability to burn it up... maybe, not all night long... because, unless we are Galapagos turtles and have plenty of lubricant... it could be not such a precious thing... but... "easy"... why ruin the moment... ok... back to my story...
Have you had me like a river running thru your skin... have you sighed thinking of me... are you wet... what will it be this time... another first... your drink in your hand... a bead of sweat rolling down your forehead... "I can't feel my face, when I'm with you..."
"Hold me like a sinner, don't let me get away..." Oh my...
Maybe, if we listen to our music... while we take our delicate time going over each other's thoughts like drawing pictures in the sand... the sun setting... or rising... and, we only see each other's eyes... even, when they are closed... our bodies touching... the heat of god's country making that moment all the more memorable... because, what is the point of a golden memory if you can't recall it... if you can't live it over and over... and, know... that was a moment... that was a true first...
and... so... I share these lyrics with you... I know some of you prefer other lyrics and/or other songs... perhaps, you can share some with this simple man...
please give these a read... .................................................................................................. "Thought I saw you when the sun was coming up again Now I think of everything you told me Said you had me like a river running through my skin Sometimes we all are getting lonely
I can see the light shining in your eyes Even when you're falling asleep I can see my fate counting up the days But I still believe in you
All I ever wanted was a life that I made Only sometimes all you ever need is someone to relate
Dont take it slow take it home Under my sheets and my clothes Dont take it slow take it home Under my sheets and my clothes
I've be waiting all my life Put it down keep me up all night Gimme a taste of that good life Drink it in burn it up all night Yeah!
Oooo Oooo Burn it up all night Oooo Oooo Burn it up all night..." - Sweet Talker - "Burn it up all night" -------------------------------------------------------- Well... my little pretties... Have you burned it up all night... "... I can taste your pain..." hmm...
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"You apologize too many times, I gave up Used your second tries All the words you end spitting up"
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Posted:Dec 28, 2019 9:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2020 6:39 pm
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"You apologize One too many times so I gave up You used your second tries All the words you end up spitting up..."
this wasn't a fairy tale to me you were all I needed you to be
so many second chances all those empty dances
the look of love in your eyes but, it was all a disguise
to apologize doesn't mean forgiven it's my heart I have to live in
one love to give, one love to give my religion, my favorite sin
the dominoes falling, one by one counted to 3, said your piece, all done
nothing left, but hurt and memories something, I so wanted to believe
you quenched my thirst, gave me water souls, like ink absorbed by a blotter
I want to luv you swim thru your heart blue ................................................................................... "You apologize One too many times so I gave up You used your second tries All the words you end up spitting up You have gentle eyes That I love that I hate That I love that I hate That I love that I hate that I love Baby say it again Maybe if you say it again Maybe if you say it again Maybe I'll believe it then Baby say it again Baby if you say it again Change some words around maybe I'll believe you then And I'm hurting from the way that this worked out If you could rearrange your words you could've saved it If we were made of water, we could swim around it Can't no more I still love you though You're still my best friend But I hate you though And from my tippy toes That I used to limp 'Round your big ego I should've told you so When you asked me if I could fuck you When you asked me, I should've said no And I'm hurting from the way that this worked out If you could rearrange your words you could've saved it If we were made of water, maybe we could swim around it But I just can't believe no more If we were made of water If we were made of water..." - Banks - "If we were made of water" ...........................................................................................................
hmm
no reasons for me to say "sorry" let's be each other's "make believe"
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"Strip it down and make me happy Cuz ain’t nobody do it like me..." - For my dancers
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Posted:Dec 27, 2019 10:59 am
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2019 9:13 am
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"Strip it down and make me happy Cuz ain’t nobody do it like me..." - For my dancers
I'll mouth these words with you at "Baby Dolls" surrounded by takers on your pedestal
your steps 2 and fro, take me there so erotic and debonaire
the low spark of high heeled women rattles that hampster's wheel of my semen
Like a Pharrell song, make me happy you know exactly what I need
come closer to me, bite that lip one finger on that tit another on the clit
waiting by the phone, ring, ring ready 2 jump into your stream
make me happy make me happy ...................................................................................... "Pick the phone when you see me calling (brr brr) I know you be waiting for me Cigarettes and lingerie Getting heated now you gotta stay She know I ain’t 'bout to ask twice Baby naughty but she got me so nice Spent a bag but ain’t no symbol to it I ain’t hungry for no simple woman Cuz she ain’t gotta run it by me High heels with the bottom I'll be Under stress she know what I need So strip it down and make me happy Strip it down and make me happy Cuz ain’t nobody do it like Cuz ain’t nobody do it like me Strip it down and make me happy (Know that I’m feeling you all day) (Know that I get you so high) (I know that you always want me) Know that I’m feeling you all day Know that I get you so high I know that you always want me Feeling what you can’t deny..." - REGI FLIH - "Strip" ....................................................................................
and, this one, could be the first for our first
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I'm not the center of the universe, but, you keep spinning 'round me just the same. Luv the journey!
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Posted:Dec 25, 2019 10:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2019 9:59 am
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I'm not the center of the universe, but, you keep spinning 'round just the same... From December Gold Heavy...
These song lyrics took from a euphoria in "December" total ecstasy like "Gold" in January to just another day in February... A "Heavy" day... (3 ago)
She told that she wanted meet me for a date... I was so happy... she gave me her phone number... and, we became friends... we setup a crazy date in Denton, but, it was interesting... you watch, you listen... you enjoy her laughter... her openness... her gentle nature... you like her voice... all the signals are there... the promise of something beautiful to come... in the future... and, I thought ... yes, "this is my December... these are my snow covered dreams..." -- I'm like that sometimes...
Linkin Park - "My December" "This is my December This is my time of the year This is my December This is all so clear This is my December This is my snow covered home This is my December This is me alone And I give it all away Just to have somewhere to go to Give it all away To have someone to come home to This is my December These are my snow covered dreams This is me pretending This is all I need And I Just wish that I didn't feel Like there was something I missed And I Take back all the things I said To make you feel like that And I Just wish…"
And, in January... when we came together... like "sameones" feeling such a wonderful feeling of total oneness... a quiet explosion of emotions... with each tender kiss... each touch... each slow move... a motion in slow, paced flutters of the heart... waves undulating in a symphony of erotic sounds going off at an unpredictable pace... a brief and intense fury followed by long slow kisses... no wasted words..
And, I was thinking heaven... gold... at last...
Kiiara - "Gold" "Gold up in my, gold up in my teeth (gold up, gold up in my teeth) Don’t care what you say to me, I'ma bite your feelings out (gold up in my teeth) I missed you in the basement (gold up in my teeth) But your brother was a good substitute for you And if you love me, love me but you never let me go When the roof was on fire, you never let me know Say you’re sorry honey, but you never really show And I could leave the party without ever letting you know Without ever letting you know Gold up in my, gold up in my teeth (gold up, gold up in my teeth) Tastes like when I speak (gold up, gold up in my teeth) And I…"
And... just as quickly... it was gone.. there wasn't any comfort in the panic... problems appeared that didn't need be there... the only good thing was that Linkin Park was bac.. just sayin'...
Linkin Park - "Heavy" (feat. Kiiara) "I don't like my mind right now Stacking up problems that are so unnecessary Wish that I could slow things down I wanna let go but there's comfort in the panic And I drive myself crazy Thinking everything's about Yeah I drive myself crazy Cause I can't escape the gravity You say that I'm paranoid But I'm pretty sure the world is out get It's not like I make the choice let my mind stay so fucking messy I know I'm not the center of the universe But you keep spinning round me just the same I know I'm not the center of the universe But you keep spinning round me just the same
I know I'm not the center of the universe But you keep spinning round me just the same I know I'm not the center of the universe But you keep spinning round me just the same And I drive myself crazy Thinking everything's about me I'm holding on Why is everything so heavy Holding on So much more than I can carry I keep dragging around what's bringing me down If I just let go, I'd be set free Holding on Why is everything so heavy" ................................................................................... so... why these songs...
well... I luv Linkin Park and Kiiara... and, "Heavy" incorporates Kiiara with some incredible vocals... combining great musical experiences, like what I felt...
"I know I'm not the center of the universe, but, you keep spinning 'round just the same..."
I'm just a simple man... those were great firsts...
easy going...
thanks for reading...
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