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First meet tonight.....
Posted:Apr 14, 2007 7:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2007 7:30 am
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Well I'm normally quite a shyish person and meeting a load of people in a bar usually makes me go very quiet but I'm getting better so lets hope I'm sweet for my first meet up in Belfast tonight. I suppose it's a wee bit easier cause Sky will be looking after me though

So looking forward to it tonight even though I've been lying with swollen glands all week a few drinks will bring me around no end! Will report back with all the craic tomorrow (If I'm not lying dying )
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Have you ever?
Posted:Apr 11, 2007 12:31 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2007 4:06 am
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Came across anyone that you actually know on this site? A lot of people don't put pictures up just in case someone comes across it who knows them but then again you have to ask yourself what they were doing here in the first place
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Favourite Smell?
Posted:Apr 7, 2007 2:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2007 4:28 am
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So folks what's your favourite smell both for yourself and what smell really gets you goin when you smell it on the opposite sex?

I wear Chanel Allure Sport and wouldn't change to anything else....It's always nice when people compliment you on it

On ladies I think the nicest smell thats got me going so far would be Hugo Boss Deep Red....mmmmmmmm that stuff is nice

Oh by the way thats not me in the picture
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Feeling good!
Posted:Apr 5, 2007 11:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2007 4:58 am
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Well I'm finished another shift and have a few days off my next one so I've a nice wee 6 day break ahead! Now the footy is just started, I'm sitting with a nice cold beer and perched infront of my computer reading everyones blogs and I'm feeling good....just thought I'd share!
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You in a tv series....
Posted:Apr 4, 2007 10:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2007 11:41 am
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...Soooooo if you were going to get a part in a tv series which one would you choose?
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Toilet humour
Posted:Apr 4, 2007 1:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 12, 2007 11:40 am
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Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of

which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle
next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" I thought it a bit
strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad
thanks." After a short

pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I
answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I
replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?" I then
heard the voice for the third time .."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you
back. I've got some d!ck head in the loo next to me answering
everything I say."
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When was the last time...
Posted:Apr 2, 2007 8:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2007 11:51 pm
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...you had a good cry? I watched the end of series 4 of 24 the other night and the tears were dripping at the end....don't be telling anyone though
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Women and masturbating..
Posted:Apr 1, 2007 9:09 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2007 4:57 am
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Just curious here (although maybe you might not want to answer hehe) but I was going with a girl lately and the subject came up (probably by me ) of women and pleasuring themselves. She couldn't bear the thought of it and has never ever done it and has no plans to either. Not even during sex she was adamant that she would never touch herself.

I thought this was kinda strange and I know women probably don't pleasure themselves as much as guys (well nearly all, one of my ex's couldn't leave her rampant rabbit alone!) but my question is...Is she one of the few? Do most of the ladies on here enjoy pleasuring themselves whenever they don't have anyone close by to help them out?
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Vibrating condoms
Posted:Mar 31, 2007 12:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2007 3:58 pm
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So has anyone ever heard of these or tried them out? Sounds interesting
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Hangovers....
Posted:Mar 31, 2007 5:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2007 9:09 am
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....suck...man I have to give up this drinking game
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Strange questions....
Posted:Mar 30, 2007 2:56 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2007 7:27 am
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Another long post

If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

In racing, why do they award the rider and not the ?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don't they fly off into the sun?

How are supposed to take medicine if it's meant to be kept out of their reach?

Why do people talk about "girlie" things but never "boyie" things?

If you sneezed on a computer, could it get a virus?

Can you dream of having a dream?

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

What would a burger of ham be called?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

Why does "dyslexia" have to be so hard to spell?

If you think you're a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

Did Adam and Eve have navals?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Do atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?

How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar, do you believe him?

If sour cream is past its expiration, is it good then?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

If Superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a surprise birthday party for them?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called a practice?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

Why are there flotation devices under the plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they're already there?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

When you feel down, why do people ask what's up?

Why do we say things "go off" when they are actually turning on?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is it called "after dark" when it is really after light?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his Pluto?

Why is there only one commission that determines monopolies?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they know you don't have?

What's another word for thesaurus?

What's another word for synonym?

What is the speed of dark?

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Need to go have a lie down after reading all them
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Friends
Posted:Mar 29, 2007 9:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2007 5:43 pm
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Which friend, from the hit TV series Friends, are you??
Take this quiz and find out!

1. Which of these describes you best...

1) Nice/sweet but a little nerdy
2) Controlling
3) Avoids conflict
4) Fun
5) A little slow
6) Flighty
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2. How do you feel about relationships...

1) I can't really figure them out
2) I've never had a serious relationship
3) I'm not into relationships
4) I've only had a couple, so it's hard to say
5) I'm completely fine with relationships, as long as there's control over the issues
6) Great, I've almost never been alone
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3. What is hanging in your closet...

1) A bunch of designer clothes
2) Colorful dresses and loose tops
3) Pretty much mostly jeans and tight t-shirts
4) I don't know, I'm more interested in what's in my refrigerator
5) A bunch of sweaters and a corduroy jacket or two
6) Suits for work
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4. Do you know the words to "Smelly Cat"?

1) Yes
2) No
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5. Are you close with your family?

1) Yes, of course.
2) Yes, I especially admire my father a lot.
3) Yes, even though my mother sometimes is on my case too much.
4) Yes, I love them very much even though I don't see them so often.
5) I see them only on holidays. We don't really understand each other.
6) Not really. My friends are my family.
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6. When someone asks for your phone number, it's because...

1) You are so hot!
2) You're really funny.
3) You have a spiritual connection.
4) You just know a lot about stuff.
5) You ask, as a rule, for their number.
6) You're turned on by a woman that knows what she wants.
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7. When you play cards, you prefer to play...

1) Strip poker
2) The card game where it's most likely you'll win
3) Actually, I'm not really into playing cards
4) I don't play cards, I read them
5) I'm maybe a little too distracted/pre-occupied to play cards
6) I'd rather play scrabble or some other word game
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8. Are you good at telling jokes?

1) Yes
2) No
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9. Were you popular in school?

1) Hell, yeah! Totally!
2) I guess I was more of a loner.
3) No, and I have repressed the memories.
4) Not with the boys anyway.
5) I was better at impressing my teachers than my classmates.
6) I wasn't so good at studying, I was more interested in the girls in my class.
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10. Table football. What is your first reaction?

1) What are those small men doing on sticks?
2) Best 2 out of 3. Loser buys a round.
3) Yeah, okay, fine, but can we talk about me now?
4) Cool! I'll kick all your butts!
5) It would be really cool with a dinosaur version.
6) I wish I was better at this game.
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11. What does a break in a relationship mean to you?

1) I can see other people, but my ex can't.
2) A break is a break. We can each do what we want.
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12. Do you run from your responsibilities?

1) Absolutely not, and it makes me crazy when others do
2) Not so often, and when it happens, it's a big mistake
3) Sometimes
4) When I can
5) I make sure I don't have any responsibility
6) I think that we all share a common responsibility
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13. A cake. Will you...

1) Bake it
2) Count calories
3) Eat it and ask for more
4) Want to see a girl pop out of it
5) Check for food additives
6) Be insulted if you got the smallest piece
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14. Do you often do "A Monica"?

1) Yes, my friends and family expect that I screw up.
2) I don't make mistakes.
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15. Would you ask a stranger out?

1) No. I would be terrified.
2) I don't need to. I flirt a little and they ask me out.
3) Of course. All you need is love.
4) Of course. Who could resist me.
5) I've done it a couple of times, but I don't really like it.
6) Of course. If you want something to happen, you have to take the initiative.
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16. I always wanted to get married...

1) On my 30th birthday
2) If I found my soul-mate
3) With my first love
4) ...just like I've always wanted to get shot in the head!
5) Hey, hey, hey, who's talking about getting married. Can't we just have some fun.
6) With someone that looks like my father.
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17. Do you want a monkey?

1) Yes
2) No
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18. What do you do most often?

1) Tell the joke
2) Laugh at the joke
3) Are the object of the joke
4) Don't understand the joke
5) Don't have time for joking around
6) Am sort of off in my own world and don't hear the joke
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19. What do you fear most?

1) A bad hair day
2) Giving a bad lecture
3) Bad sex
4) Anyone with bad manners
5) Bad karma
6) Telling a bad joke
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20. Do you have a steady score/pick-up routine?

1) Yes
2) No
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Count how many a's, b's, c's, d's, e's, and f's you have.

1: 1.a 2.b 3.c 4.d 5.e 6.f

2: 1.a 2.f 3.e 4.d 5.b 6.c

3: 1.c 2.f 3.b 4.e 5.a 6.d

4: 1.f 2-no points

5: 1.a 2.c 3.b 4.e 5.d 6.f

6: 1.c 2.d 3.f 4.a 5.e 6.b

7: 1.e 2.b 3.c 4.f 5.a 6.d

8: 1.d 2-no points

9: 1.c 2.f 3.d 4.b 5.a 6.e

10: 1.f 2.e 3.c 4.b 5.a 6.d

11: 1.c 2-no points

12: 1.b 2.a 3.c 4.d 5.e 6.f

13: 1.b 2.c 3.e 4.d 5.f 6.a

14: 1.b 2-no points

15: 1.d 2.c 3.f 4.e 5.a 6.b

16: 1.b 2.f 3.a 4.d 5.e 6.c

17: 1.a 2-no points

18: 1.d 2.c 3.a 4.e 5.b 6.f

19: 1.c 2.a 3.e 4.b 5.f 6.d

20: 1.e 2-no points
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Mostly a's: You're most like ROSS.
Ross is a little nerdy, but in a cute way. Even though he's not wading in offers, he's had some relationships anyway because of his charming qualities. On the other side, he's had big problems with getting relationships to function for long periods.

Mostly b's: You're most like MONICA.
Monica is a control freak and competitive. She dreams of having a husband and and knows, of course, exactly how the wedding and the rest of her life should happen.

Mostly c's: You're most like RACHEL.
Rachel is the slightly confused and spoiled upper-class girl that the guys really like. She avoids conflict and is not really into housework, but on the other hand, she knows about fashion.

Mostly d's: You're most like CHANDLER.
Chandler is the funny guy that often hides behind a joke. He's rather afraid of commitment and has absolutely no desire to talk about his feelings.

Mostly e's: You're most like JOEY.
Joey is maybe a little dumb, but it's him the girls fall for. He doesn't even know how many women he's been with and then dumped, but it's a lot. The only thing Joey loves as much as women...is food.

Mostly f's: You're most like PHEOBE.
Phoebe is the hippie, the one who's tried a little of everything and clearly into alternative things. She sees the world with other eyes than the rest of the group.
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So, which one are you?

I'm Rachel....never mind that the age old question is which one would you want to take to bed? Mine would probably be Rachel again
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My Immortal
Posted:Mar 28, 2007 4:59 am
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2007 8:13 am
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Just listening to this song here and thought this is soooo damn good that I have to share with anyone thats never heard of it. So if you get a chance check out Evanescence - My Immortal....you'll not regret it!

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus]

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
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