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Come in, sit down, chill out, take a break and enjoy the ride. You can ride it as often as you'd like, although there are no real guarantees where it will take you. Feel free to leave comments with the attendant, all maintenance requests will be taken under advisement. If you would like to speak with the manager of this ride please do so, however, keep in mind that he responds best to invitations from beautiful intelligent women. If you are not lucky enough to be one of these types of customers you may still leave a note, it will be read, eventually.
As usual keep hands and feet inside the ride at all times, if you have motion sickness or any aversions to intense physical activity this ride may not be for you.
The following symptoms are quite common after leaving this ride; weakness in the legs or arms, cramping of the ab muscles, shortness of breath, increased blood flow to the heart and pelvic regions, hand prints, bite marks, fluid loss, and full body tingling. Having any or all of these symptoms is a sign that the ride is working properly. The manager greatly appreciates repeat customers, in fact he prides himself on his superior service record and attention to customer satisfaction. However, as with all rides, there are certain parts that just can't be tweaked or otherwise altered in order to preserve the integrity of the ride itself.
Your comments, questions and thoughts are greatly appreciated and regardless of age or sex all comments will be read thoroughly by the attendant, so watch your mouth. Have a nice day!
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12 Days of Christmas, BDSM version
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Posted:Dec 20, 2007 2:34 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 3:12 pm
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For the 12 days of Christmas My submissive gave to me....
12 spanking paddles
11 whips a cracking
10 stims units
9 crops for cropping
8 key locks
7 clothespins
6 ball gags
5 pairs of handcuffs
4 spreader bars
3 yards of rope
2 nipple clamps
and 1 naked submissive tied to the tree.
Can also be adapted for the submissive version.
For the 12 days of Christmas my Master gave to me....
12 whacks with brushes
11 hand prints
10 fishnet stockings
9 orgasms
8 pierced parts
7 different mind fucks
6 vibrators
5 hours handcuffed
4 butt plug reamings
3 times on the cross
2 enemas
and 1 very pretty collar for me to wear.
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Reasons to buy the cow, even though you get the milk for free.
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Posted:Nov 4, 2007 8:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2008 5:36 pm
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Mothers have been using the cow analogy for centuries. "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" This is what they tell their daughters to convince them that if they want a good husband they will wait until marriage to have sex. I'm going to ignore the fact that every mother that has used this line is calling their a cow, and move on to why guys will buy the right cow, even if they are getting free milk.
1. We happen to like the cow, she's a cool cow that provides more than just milk.
2. We do enjoy free milk, but we realize that it's just a matter of time before the cow is bought, by us or someone else.
3. The milk is damn good, and we can't imagine getting better milk anywhere else.
4. It's much easier to have baby calves after you've bought the cow.
5. The right cow puts up with the stupid things we do, and still gives us milk.
6. It's much easier for the cow to leave or be stolen if we don't have a proof of ownership.
7. No matter how many cows we've gotten free milk from in the past, the right cow will taste like our first glass of milk every time.
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OH FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
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Posted:Oct 30, 2007 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2008 5:35 pm
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I swear, either I have the worst fucking luck or someone wanted me to have a new car really really badly. I got into a car wreck on the way home from work last night. Some girl decided to pull off to the side of the road, but instead of stopping, she tries to pull a U-turn right in front of me!! Needless to say that didn't turn out the way she was hoping. So now I play the waiting game with the insurance company, and enjoy my rental car. It's a PT Cruiser, not exactly my style, but it could be worse.
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Fuck that shit!
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Posted:Oct 18, 2007 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2007 3:11 pm
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Let me preface this by saying, I hate Joe Torre. I think he's a pompous, arrogant, asshole. And even worse than that, he managed the Yankees. However, I can't argue with the guys credentials. Which is why the Yankees are the biggest bunch of backstabbing, condescending, ego-pumping, jackasses in sports. Torre lead them to 11 straight AL East titles, 6 World Series appearances, and 4 World Championships. Not to mention the one year he didn't win the division he still won 90 games. Yet the Yankees only offer him a 2 year extension, with a pay cut? What the fuck? He puts up with Steinbrenner's threats and bullshit for 12 years, all the while stacking the mans trophy case and decking out his hands with championship bling and you give the man a pay cut? What hope does that leave for the next poor sap?
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All I ask for is a little common sense!
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Posted:Oct 13, 2007 6:58 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 3:12 pm
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Some people just don't have any common sense. There was a post written by a guy asking women what they wanted to see in profile pictures, not an uncommon question on here. However, this guy obviously needed some help, because his profile picture did nothing to hide his extremely pale, fat, hairy beer gut and limp dick. Now, not all women like dick pics, but those that do don't want to see a limp ugly one.
That goes for women too, some women seem to think that guys will fuck anything. Well, maybe they aren't to far off, but if that's your thinking, an ugly pussy pic probably won't attract the kind of you guy you want to sleep with. If you have an ugly pussy, put up a picture of something else. At least try to show the good side of yourself.
There are certain parts of my body I'm not very happy with, however, those are not the parts I put up pictures of. Just my thoughts about common sense when it comes to pictures. When it comes to other areas of common sense, well that would be several other whole blog posts.
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*756 showing his true colors
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Posted:Aug 7, 2007 11:19 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 3:12 pm
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Today the most hallowed record in sports fell. The record breaker is perhaps the most polarizing athlete ever, but for those of you who may still be on the fence consider this. He "forgot" to thank Conte' and Anderson who are sitting in jail cells so he could break the record.
Also, during his press conference, he said the he looks up to Muhammad Ali, and has always considered Ali second only to God. Now I know a lot of people who feel the same way because of Ali's ability. However, I think Ali and Bonds have more in common than their ability to perform for the crowd. They are also both the assholes of their sport.
Most people don't think about Ali being an asshole, really the only major problem associated with him was when he refused to be entered into the draft for religious reasons. However, few people know about, much less talk about the fact that Joe Frazier was the guy supporting Ali's decision even going as far as to lend him money during his ban from boxing. And what does Ali do when he is allowed to come back? He trash talks Frazier, calling him an "Uncle Tom," "The white man's champion," painting the portrait of himself as the champion of freedom and the black race, while turning Frazier into a turncoat, a traitor to the black race.
Seems like Bonds and Ali have more in common than Barry thinks.
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Here's your sign!
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Posted:Aug 6, 2007 11:18 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 3:12 pm
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Clay Hensley, the Padres pitcher that gave up Barry Bonds 755th homerun was suspended for steriod use while he was in the minors.
Here's your sign!!!
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What kind of storm are you in bed?
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Posted:Jul 28, 2007 8:20 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2007 11:30 am
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I had never thought of making this connection until last night when I was heard "Rock me like a hurricane" after having sex with my girlfriend. It got me to thinking about sex and weather.
What kind of storm best describes your lovemaking style?
1. Summer shower - Soft, slow, steady and very wet.
2. Thunderstorm - Pops up out of no where, a few spurts of action, but mostly just noise.
3. Blizzard - Very cold with the liklihood of power outages.
4. Hurricane - Slow to build, lots of time to warm up, long lasting, and when you "make landfall" you hit with fury.
5. Tornado - Short, quick, but strong and powerful.
6. The Perfect Storm - A combination of 1, 4, and 5.
Feel free to leave your number or numbers.
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Bonds vs. Junior
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Posted:Jul 5, 2007 11:44 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 3:12 pm
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In next weeks All Star Baseball game, Ken Griffey Junior and Barry Bonds will play on the same team in the corner outfield positions. In 1999 these two were both on their way to being first ballot hall of famers and neck and neck in the race to break Hank Aarons all-time home run record.
Since then, however, their careers have taken some winding turns. Griffey sustained at least two torn hamstrings and an ankle injury, he missed a large portion of three seasons and pieces of several others.
Barry went on to break the single season home run record and is currently only 5 shy of passing Hank. He has also been the center of the steriod controversy. Bonds has also had problems with injuries, knee surgery sidlined him for a season and has caused him problems the past two years.
As parallel as their careers have been, the major difference comes in when you think about the justice of it all. Griffey's injury came as a result of busting his ass running down fly balls in center field for the Reds. He is a guy that has never taken steriods, look at the guy and you can be pretty positive about that. Junior hasn't cheated on his wife, evaded paying taxes, played the race card, as Barry does on a regular basis, or put on +50lbs. in his mid-late 30's. He had a stretch of evil luck that took his chance of being the all time homerun king.
Barry meanwhile, in addition to the previously mentioned "accusations" continues to laugh in the face of everyone who knows what he's done, but can't prove it. He continues to blame many of his problems on racism and compares his chase of the record to Hanks in the 70's.
Unfortunately later this season, baring some injury or indictment, Bonds will hit homerun 756 and own the most hallowed record in baseball. Junior will hit his 600th by seasons end and may with some luck and good health pass Willie Mays in the coming years, but his liklihood of reaching Barry will be slim. In this case, while Barry may eventually be found out and have the * placed by his final total, it will not be stricken from the record books.
That injustice will survive as long as the game itself. Granted that Junior is not the only player to have his career hampered and plagued by injuries, but his may be the one of the most cruel. The truely sad part is, that even though Junior will go into the hall on the first ballot and he will be remembered in a much nicer light than Barry. Eventually, unless something happens to cause Barry's ban from baseball, Barry will be remembered above Junior.
Hopefully the case of these two individuals will not be another case of history's vote that nice guys still finish last.
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Call me crazy!!
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Posted:Jul 5, 2007 1:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2008 6:08 pm
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One of the hottest things in my opinion is a girl with an awesome back. Back, not backside, although a great ass is nice. A toned well defined and flexible back just makes my day, especially when the girl is being taken from behind. Watching her muscles twist and turn as she fucks back on my cock, or when she turns her body to watch me as I take her doggy style. I don't know exactly where a nice back would fall on my list of most wanted body parts in a woman, but it can't be too far from the top. For those guys who think I'm nuts because I'm not talking about tits, think about this, when was the last time you got in a bar fight over a girls' back? When was the last time a girl asked you to pay for back implants? And remember, big tits can become an excuse for lots of things, but a nice strong back means she can clean your house then take a pounding because her boobs weren't giving her back problems.
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shivers up my spine
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Posted:Mar 3, 2007 7:03 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2010 4:00 pm
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My mom had surgery on Tuesday, everything went well. She went home on Wednesday. Visiting her in the hospital provided a stark reminder as to why I hate hospitals. Let's just say that my did didn't have as much luck with his hospital visits as my mom did. I suppose dying has an impact on how you feel about hospitals, doctors and medical care in general. I can't imagine what would make anyone want to work in a hospital, from my perspective that would just literally drive me insane.
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Bullshit
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Posted:Feb 19, 2007 2:57 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2007 10:04 am
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I just wanted to clear the air and talk some politics. Normally I don't care whether your a Democrat or Republican, because the vast majority of their time is spent spending money from special interest groups, we should all be so lucky. Anyway, the recent comments made by Hillary Clinton were ingenious strokes of political brilliance. She could care less about the Confederate Flag, as does most of the rest of the country outside of the South, which is fine. However, as a Southern boy, born and raised her comments piss me off. The NAACP has spent over ten years, off and on mind you, trying to get SC to remove the flag from the statehouse grounds. If you remember it used to be on top of the dome, well the NAACP was met halfway, in a compromise, and the flag was taken off the dome and placed on the Confederate Soldiers Memorial. Yet they still couldn't shut up on the subject. Now that it has been a dormant issue for the better part of 4 years, Clinton brings it up again. Her political aim has nothing to do with South Carolina, because she couldn't win this state if she divorced Bill and married Garth Brooks. She could care less about South Carolina, her objective is to woo the black vote in the borderline states. She wants to make it seem like she's looking out for the black folk, bullshit. If you want to woo the minority vote in Iowa or California, go there and run your mouth at them. Wait, there's no Confederate Flag there, that means you'd have to do some actual work like paying a company to build some shelters and help some poor communities and have them do it in her name. Not only is she full of shit, but it's lazy ass shit.
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