Where have I been?
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Posted:Jul 13, 2008 6:26 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2024 3:46 am
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I've been riding my bike. I've logged about 1500 miles in the past two years and that's meager compared to some of the people who I have come to call my colleagues.
Well, back to training.
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Shipwrecked in Second life
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Posted:Mar 17, 2007 6:57 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 6:27 pm
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[size4]And it's been so long since I've done this I hardly remember how. Spending a lot of time spinning at the gym, working, and meeting people and doing stuff in SL. Tonight I went to a poetry reading.I just took half an Ambien and I do beleive it's working.
I also do believe I'll do this again after my next weird speed dating experience.
See ya
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I was just thinking
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Posted:Dec 3, 2005 9:17 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2006 5:57 pm
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do deaf people talk to themselves out loud?
Or if they're thinking about a conversation they had earlier do they visualize hand gestures?
Just wondering.
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BFD
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Posted:Nov 26, 2005 9:53 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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And if I get no cake, nobody does, see?
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This Gene Pool Needed Draining
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Posted:Sep 24, 2005 9:41 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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In a recent post, TravelinginTexas related a tragic tale of a nominee for the Darwin Award.
Why he didn't post the winner is beyond me. Maybe he thought it just too gruesome.
AND THE WINNER IS.....
Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local
golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad
mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his
scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped
the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum
in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who
immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from
his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer
was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in
a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's
scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked
from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle
was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of
the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.
NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't
die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying
act of stupidity, we have allowed it.
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Darling Pet Monkey
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Posted:Sep 19, 2005 8:14 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2006 5:58 pm
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There's a reason you can't find these ads in the back of Archie comics anymore.
Putting a darling pet monkey in a cute little romper suit around the sex starved guys on this site is just asking for another virus mutation to be unleashed upon the innocent.
Now you've gone and spoiled it for everyone.
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Going Down That Road...
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Posted:Aug 29, 2005 7:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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This may be my last post of any substance for quite a while.
School begins Wednesday and even though I graduated in May I'm taking Nutrition to use as a CEC to keep my certification updated.
I'm also taking a correspondence course in exercise prescription for those with chronic diseases and disabilities so I must spend my time wisely.
I'll continue to pop in to read posts and offer the occaisional pearl of wisdom but have decided to pare down my watched blogs list.
There are certain criteria I use for this and one is "does this have any redeeming social value?"
That is, is it informative or does it make me examine myself or society at large?
One that I enjoy is
[ member Fallic40]
[ blog Diary of a VillageIdiot]
(I don't know why his name or blog title won't post correctly but you'll get there)
One interesting post is Momentous event.
Oh bloody hell. Now that post has disappeared. Look at his blog anyway.
Even if you don't care to respond, it will make you think.
And that's redeeming social value
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Bad Dentist
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Posted:Aug 25, 2005 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Thought I had finally found a good dentist and she up and quit on me. Didn't renew her contract with the local office.
So
Today I saw the other doctor, a ham-handed, sausage fingered man.
Can't go to anyone else.
Either they're not taking new patients of they don't take my insurance
He belched twice,
grabbed my wrist to look at my tattoo,
had on annoying country music and was at one point tapping his foot to it,
had the handle of his mirror in my ear,
stabilized my head with his thumb on my adenoid instead of my mandible,
used my chest as a tray (which is understandable but he didn't lay the instruments down, he plopped them)
and now my tooth hurts.
It felt fine when I went in there.
The only saving grace here is I am through for a while and he has really good front office staff.
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FINALLY!
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Posted:Aug 23, 2005 9:40 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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The photograph accompanying my last entry finally stuck.
It was the best part of the whole blog!
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This Looks Interesting
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Posted:Aug 21, 2005 6:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I don't remember how I got there
but I know it involved that PBS show
"The New Yankee Workshop"
where this goofy guy
goes tootling thru the town
then the woods
wearing a goof-assed hat
and
carrying an antique toolbox
but anyway I ended up at
HardlyYours4Now
by
HardlyYours4Now
ENJOY
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Cheater's Way Out
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Posted:Aug 21, 2005 6:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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also known as lazy blogging
THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR BOSSES BUSINESS CARD
*Pick your teeth
* Write "nice job, you moron!" on the back and place under windshield wiper of badly parked cars.
* Wrap up old chewing gum
* Write "stop me before I kill again" and mail to the local newspaper (wear latex gloves)
* Blot lipstick
* Tack to message board in bowling alley snack bar in the "looking for love" section.
* Write "Hard-bodied hunk seeks same for fun and games-let's play hide the salami!" on the back and leave around the lobby of your office building.
* If your boss is a woman (and so are you) go to bars and flirt with sleazy greasy men. When you are ready to go, give them her card and say "call me, we'll play hide the salami!"
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Sleeping In Late On A Rainy Morning
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Posted:Aug 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Oh so hard to get out of bed today.
All the commuter traffic had passed through and all I could hear was the sound of the rain on a metal roof.
My didn't even wake up.
We slept until noon
 zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz
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The Little General
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Posted:Aug 17, 2005 6:36 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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No, not that Little General.
The General as in “jayR63’s Love Type”
The extraverted intuitive judging thinker.
When I first did whatever I did to get that rating, I was called a “Wheeler Dealer”
I think I am a combination of both
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The General is described as follows.
“You were created to be a leader, and you already know this. You have little patience for small talk, redundancies, or things you already know. As the most outspoken LoveType, you are used to getting your way, yet you also like to make sure that others share in a win-win scenario. You enjoy building a team of success-minded people who share your desire for the important things in life: innovation and achievement, power and performance”
I’d agree with that.
But if you want to meet me, it won’t be where The General is found.
That’s when I become the Wheeler Dealer.
“Where can you meet a Wheeler-Dealer? Like the Performers, you can run into Wheeler-Dealers wherever there are people and excitement-anywhere fun is about to happen. You can meet Wheeler-Dealers at parties, promenades (where people walk up and down a main boulevard as a social activity), health clubs, concerts, casinos, races, restaurants, and street fairs. You can also find your Wheeler-Dealer mate at sports bars, house parties, happy hours, athletic events, jazz clubs, dance clubs, and anyplace you are likely to find plenty of people and fast-paced action. “
In all my time here, I have never seen another General.
Somebody has to be in charge and it looks like it’s down to me 
Jeezusallahbuddahhelpus :-o
Is there anyone else who’s a General (we can go over to the Officers Club  )
Does your “love type”description fit you?
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