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Life with PhantaC
  
Passin' on Some Thoughts
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SHORTS part 1
Posted:Sep 18, 2007 11:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2010 12:26 am
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Girl asks Santa for Barbie and a GI Joe . Santa says "doesn't Barbie come with Ken?" Girls says "No, she cums with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

The best engine in the world is the pussy. It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts with one finger, and does its own oil change.

My friend just bought a named "My Face", He's not any good but he says he can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screamin' "Come on, My Face!"
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