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Happy Holidays!!!
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Posted:Dec 19, 2008 3:33 pm
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2009 9:56 am
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What do you call a truck full of vibrators on Christmas Eve?
Toys 4 Twats!
Happy Holidays!!!!
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Letter to Santa.....
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Posted:Dec 19, 2008 3:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2009 5:29 pm
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Dear Santa,
Don't bother coming to my house this year cuz I was naughty....and it was worth it you judgemental bastard!!
Kat
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Tip Of The Day:
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Posted:Dec 19, 2008 3:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2009 5:29 pm
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Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine & into your brain and that's where your shitty ideas come from!
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Passing on the Luv to My Friends!
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Posted:Dec 11, 2008 12:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2008 3:21 pm
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My apologies are due to all my good friends for slacking off on my blogs. I know. I've been thinking of you too in my very little bit of spare time I've had lately but things have been going great and my time has been filled with so much joy lately. Just when I was really thinking that I was better off alone and destined to be single, my introduced me to a really nice guy that has become very special to me in the last couple weeks. We hit it off immediately and have been practically inseparable since. The two of us are like two peas in a pod as far as our interests, likes and dislikes and can just sit over coffee for hours chatting. He has been so many places and done so many things that it just intrigues me.
So anyway, if I'm not here quite as often as usual, I am probably sitting around at home listening to one of his wonderfully fascinating stories of his travels of the life of a musician. Maybe I will pass some of them on to you since I already told him some of my stories about my life here on BBW Tonight as well. LOL.
Luv You All!
Kat
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Holiday Preparations!
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Posted:Nov 27, 2008 11:30 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2009 7:20 pm
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If a really fat guy snatches you up and throws you in a bag, don't panic. It's just Santa collecting his ho's for the Holidays! Better start your shopping now too!
Kat
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What do you call
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Posted:Nov 20, 2008 3:27 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2008 12:22 pm
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Some people call it a penis, some call it a cock, dick, or member, etc. Some actually name it "Jr" or other proper names. I even knew a guy once that named his "Pinto" because of the dark pigmented spots like a pinto might have. LOL Even women have different names for theirs. Vagina, pussy, and so on. Personally, I call mine Kitty and I hate that "c" word. What do you prefer to call your private parts? What words don't you like to call them?
Licks and purrrrrs
Kat
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More Funnies
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Posted:Nov 18, 2008 6:21 pm
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2009 1:45 am
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Three hillbillys are sittin' in a diner jacking off. The waitress asks, "What the hell are you doin'?" They all point to the sign "1st cum 1st serve" 
Did you hear about Cinderella's pussy being turned into a pumpkin? Man!! She was PISSED.......Until she met Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
A blowjob is the healthiest breakfast because it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts & a protein shot! Stay healthy.....suck a dick!
How do we know Santa's a man? Cuz he shows up late, eats ur cookie, emptys his sack, cums only once, calls you a ho and leaves while your asleep.
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