Advisory #7
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Posted:Sep 9, 2005 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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This series began on April 30. Other posts on can be found by tracing backward through the last posting on Aug. 12, Advisory 6. All members noted here have been reported prior to this posting.
The good news is that our list is dwindling. The more aggressive actions of the administrators coupled with the curtailment of my search are the reasons. At this rate, this may be one of the last of these reports. That is good news, but be assured the problem is not solved. If you aren’t actively looking to hook up on the site, the chances of running into prostitutes is greatly reduced.
Since the last advisory, the administrators have closed these profiles: DangerousBeaut3; Lexington_lady; HugeEbony44Is; and NordicCourtesan. In addition, the questionable profile of genuinebabe344 was also shuttered.
But new courtesans do pop up as the administrators circulate information about members men should be checking out.
sexxicheyanne That’s how sexxicheyanne caught my eye. At the time I first noticed her, she was using a profile picture that reminded me of an ex-girlfriend. That always snaps my head around.
Here’s what she writes in her profile:
Ideal Person:
Generou$$ men who'd love to be in the company of a sexy "rump shaker"!! I'd like to share with you what goes on behind dressing room doors and what happens when I decide to take my "work" home with me! Better yet, let me show you!
There’s more than enough code about generosity and work in that message to see that she is here to play-for-pay and is a , not just the stripper she claims to be in her profile. Could this be a clue to the reason why others who are probably strippers are also here on the site? (See Strippers for more.)
Update
Although they no longer seem to be operating here or working in the same way, clues about some of the prostitutes whose operations were closed remain on the site. (See Back from the Dead for more.) For instance, [blog Faith0713] blog remains open although her profile is closed.
Also, [blog sxyasbtch96] has returned, but she claims she has been turned into a sex slave because she was not able to raise enough money through her previous profile pleas. It does not appear she is a now: she seems to be looking for sympathy rather than money this time around. This is her third incarnation on the site. The administrators closed her other profiles as denia78 and denia785 because of her blatant attempts to trade money for sex or to beg for cash. (See amp Pornbot Advisory 2 and amp Pornbot Advisory 5 for more.)
Another Viewpoint
There are men on this site who would probably love to hook up with the prostitutes. Just check [blog Faith0713] blog for some examples. But few openly post about it. However, I did find one who argues that is a much better solution to horniness than finding a willing playmate who is not a . For more on this viewpoint, check: [post 73579].
Watchlist
Currently, you can thankfully only find courtesans on this watch list in New York and DC.
Courtesans
1. bigbreasts2002
2. sexxicheyanne
Just remember: be careful out there!
© ♪rockwriter58♪
(After initially appearing on the main blogboard, this entry was removed by the administrators because it contained "bad language, solicitation, personal information and human error." If you see this, then reposting was successful.)
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The BlogLand Time Tunnel Project, Part IV
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Posted:Sep 7, 2005 7:10 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Now, this is where messing with the timeline starts to have consequences. Remember The BlogLand Time Tunnel Project, Part I? That entry and this one both have been inserted into the blog prior to the big Centennial Celebration Week, a week of entries celebrating the 100th post (mainly because we couldn’t figure out just where that fell). Well, since that celebration, not only have we inserted the time tunnel experiment, but also an index, so where does that post really fall now? We can’t take back the celebration! Who would want to do that? But does it render it as false? Haven’t we messed with the timeline now? Won’t this forever alter the present, not to mention the future? If this were a science fiction film, about now some character would mutter about the dire consequences and how everything could just be snuffed out by such experimenting. And if all this new material can be stuffed backward into the blog, doesn’t this make you wonder what else is back in these closets?
Is anyone still following along on the time trip? If so, do you care? Or is it time to riff on the Pauli Exclusion Principle?
Alright, if you are still following along, let’s survey the neighborhood. This is about when this blog’s popularity started to peak. Next door, you’ll find the first football posting in [post 86695], which proved very popular with some but drove others away from the blog eventually (or some just put up with it). On the other side is Advisory 7. Good to see that only one remains from that list.
Now, there’s only one more stop left on this time trip.
Click on the following links to view the other portions of this post and move through time.
To move forward yet backward: The BlogLand Time Tunnel Project, Part V
To move backward yet forward: The BlogLand Time Tunnel Project, Part III
If the links above do not work, or for a full time travel effect, click on the link at the bottom of this mainpage and count off three pages from the back of the blog. Go there. Look for the same icon as this entry, and notice the time and nature of the posts. That will bring you to the fifth part of this entry. For the previous part, go to the same counter and count off 16 pages from the back of the blog. Confused? Well, time shifting will addle your brain a bit. Now, buckle your seatbelt for the last jump.
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Hurricane Katrina Memorial
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Posted:Sep 6, 2005 7:09 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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More than a week after the killer storm Katrina pounded ashore along the U.S. Gulf Coast, our thoughts and support go out to the survivors, the evacuees, and the victims.*
To support the relief efforts, call: 800-HELP-NOW.
Even on this website, concern and commentary swirls about this storm. When this was posted, three pages of blog entries mentioned Hurricane Katrina. Here are some samples:
Katrina
[post 81797]
[post 83809]
[post 83014]
[post 85049]
[post 83760]
[post 83412]
[post 82602]
[post 82608]
[post 82108]
*The death toll ticks upward slowly and no one knows where it will end. The mayor of New Orleans believes at least 10,000 people from his city alone have died in the storm and during its aftermath. If so, Hurricane Katrina will become the worst disaster in U.S. history. The Galveston Hurricane of Sept. 8, 1900 (before storms were named) holds that dubious distinction for the moment; it claimed between 6,000 and 8,000 lives. (The storm was so destructive that no one ever determined a firm death count.) It may be months before the true toll in lives and dollars spread across Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama can be tallied.
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Top Female Profile Photos: September 2005
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Posted:Sep 1, 2005 8:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Welcome to our monthly eye candy review. Interested in last month? See: Top Female Profile Photos August 2005 .
The September List
BustyWanda I’m not really into biker babes, but what’s not to like about BustyWanda? Lingerie framing a wonderful pair of breasts and a great smile too. My new favorite.
DreamMaker0000 She may have been dethroned finally from the top spot but DreamMaker0000 still has one of the most sultry photos on this website. What can I say? I just love women with big areolas.
zswade I am loyally sticking with zswade even if she moves down a bit. Something about those curves in a bathtub that just gets you going.
justLikeU24 It may be my imagination but justLikeU24 looks a little like Gloria Estefan. With a great combination of nice curves and a sexy pose, she certainly turned my head.
sexylatina4u2c2 Still one of my favorite hot Latinas, I wish sexylatina4u2c2 would come back to the site. Seems she’s been checked out most of the summer, even if her wonderful photo is still here.
(Feel free to list or post your own choices in the comment section.)
Disclaimers
1. These are personal choices. With a site as big as this one, it is impossible to winnow the list to just the top five. My apologies in advance if you feel skipped over or if your favorite was missed. If you have favorites that were passed over, post them.
2. I have excluded all of the women with the most popular profiles (you see them enough already) and the top female bloggers (for the same reason).
3. My choices are strictly based on profile shots, not other pictures available here.
4. I cannot vouch for any of these profiles. I do not know if they are real or fake, but they have not crossed my radar as questionable yet.
5. I'm here to celebrate the eye candy on the site, not to tick anyone off. If you do not have a sense of humor or you do not like to play with what is on the site, you are not required to look or participate.
6. Does anyone read disclaimers? Why? Did anyone make it to the end of this list? Ever try reading the fine print like they read the disclaimers on the radio?
Enjoy! And have a great holiday weekend!
© ♪rockwriter58♪
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The TATTLER: Backyard Fence & Crossroads
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Posted:Aug 26, 2005 2:22 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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. . . . . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER
. . . . . . . . Backyard Fence & Crossroads
As the new marketing manager at the virtual newspaper of BlogLand, I’m still learning the ropes. Although The Tattler is still a relatively new organization, it already has an interesting history. The Publisher is known throughout BlogLand not just for his quick wit, but also for his political connections to the Deputy Mayor of Blogville and others. But those on the newspaper staff also know he’s a bit old-fashioned: extracting special favors from the female editors and reporters. On any other website that might be frowned upon, but here it is celebrated.
Then, there is the illustrious Editor and Chief Investigative Reporter who not only holds down a high position in the government of Blogville (no conflicts of interest in this virtual world) but she also has been incarcerated for many weeks. (And her incarceration has raised no eyebrows among her constituents in Blogville! Virtual life really is different!) How she edits the paper is a mystery, although the trading of favors for modem time has been mentioned. Is she in jail conducting an investigative report or just to commiserate with the cute guards? Well, few are asking, and some wonder, does it matter?
Some of the top bloggers have moved in and out of the newsroom and offices of The Tattler at one time or another. For a time, [blog sexyfitwoman] had a health and lifestyles column. JF provided the publication not just with film reviews but also twisted horoscopes. Even Atlanta’s greeneyes drummed up support for the newspaper as finance director.
More recently, Amber has come aboard to handle advertising. Starlight-runner took up the difficult job of putting out a special evening edition of the paper and added her own expertise to the investigative reporting staff. Even [blog dz2502] pitched in as the new star reporter.
The Tattler is an interesting place to work. The small but dedicated staff bursts with talent and takes on the task of reporting with aplomb amidst ramshackle conditions. No wonder the paper is affectionately known among the staff as The Tatter and sometimes there are primal scream therapy sessions in the lunchroom just to take the edge off.
Crossroads
Want to check out the entire archive of The Tattler? Here’s your chance. Key articles and events are highlighted below.
The premiere issue: EXTRA EXTRA Read All About It.
From The Publishers Private Notebook
Blonde appointed editor: [post 17391].
[post 17466]
Controversy Emerging In Blogland TATTLER Exclusive
[blog expatbrit49] begins his travel column: [post 17703].
[post 17797]
[blog sexyfitwoman] health column premieres before she is elected Mayor of Blogville: [post 17962].
[post 18082]
[post 18183]
[post 18251]
From The Publishers Private Notebook
Atlanta’s greeneyes debuts as finance director: [post 18330].
[post 18404]
JF’s first film review: [post 18482].
A PUBLISHERS Call To Arms and Legs, and Lips, and tongues, and oh nevermind
[blog mzhunyhole] debuts her sex advice column: [post 19142].
[post 19471]
[post 19951]
BlogLand ROCKED BY LURKER REVELATIONS
[post 20699]
HOLLYBLOG SQUARES
[post 21147]
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION RESULTS IN CANCELLATION OF HOLLYBLOG SQUARES TATTLER EXCLUSIVE
[post 22160]
[post 22289]
WyvernRose reports live from a threesome press availability: The Press Conference.
LAWSUITS THREATENED OVER HOLLYBLOG SQUARES A TATTLER EXCLUSIVE
COMMENT BUG CONTAINED A TATTLER EXCLUSIVE REPORT
JF’s first horoscope: [post 25546].
The Squeal of the Swine
[post 26060]
The Wizard of Blogz
[blog txrose4uNTX] comes aboard as promotions/contest manager: [post 27255].
[post 27473]
[post 29027]
BlogLand Advertising Campaign
Amber’s first ad campaign: [post 47208].
[blog dz2502] reporting debut: [post 47602].
[post 47661]
Starlight-runner begins publishing the evening edition: [post 48942].
[post 50421]
[post 50964]
[post 50978]
[post 50983]
[post 51007]
[post 51190]
CHIEF BLONDE JAILED
[post 58421]
CHIEF BLONDE SATISFIED WITH JAIL EXPERIENCE
[post 58872]
Your humble author accepts the marketing challenge: A TATTLER Marketing Survey.
[post 71222]
Enjoy reading the back issues!
© ♪rockwriter58♪
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The Iraq Blogs
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Posted:Aug 26, 2005 7:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Take whatever stand you want to on the Iraq War, you have to honor the sacrifice of the troops on the ground. Amazingly, some missives from the front even pop up in the far corners of BlogLand.
Now, this blog has quibbled with the ideas of virtual reality before and the cynicism associated with operating on this website. But I believe you have to take these blogs at face value. What’s to be gained by claiming you are writing from a war front, when many of these blogs state openly they cannot give full details of even where the writer is based? Nothing seems to be at issue with these blogs except the pure outlet of expression. Perhaps, that’s why I bookmark them.
For instance, there’s [blog captcoke6] who hasn’t been around for about a month, but when he was blogging from May until July, he left a number of posts mainly to get out his feelings.
There’s another longer blog from [blog olo75h] who has been blogging about his Iraq experience and his sexual thoughts from June right up through this month.
Many of these blogs are merely an entry or two. For instance, there’s [blog Wilden26] and his blog [blog Wilden26] which is merely a posting about his dissatisfaction with his conditions and nothing more. And then there’s [blog DarkDem0n] who has also filed some short musings from the war.
So these war blogs run the gamut of multiple diary entries to short staccato messages. And when the writer stops transmitting, one wonders what happened to them.
There are even blogs from freelance contractors in Iraq. For example, there's a blog from [blog USExpatriate], where he claims that folks have channeled their anti-war sentiments to him in his e-mail. (See: [post 75345].) Some folks may feel differently about contractors because no one ordered them to go to Iraq.
Another contractor, [blog korona34] discusses his sexual fantasies while he is away from home in his short blog.
For those interested in this controversial war, sometimes the ground-level view provides some insight.
Postscript
After this entry was originally posted, several other Iraq Blogs popped up on the radar screen. There’s a fairly standard blog put out by [blog sgtjester2] with some interesting observations. For a rather sad blog, turn to [blog rbroff] material in [blog rbroff] which goes over his fears that his wife is cheating on him back home while he is at war.
© ♪rockwriter58♪
(This entry NEVER appeared on the main blogboard due to a morning blogjam on Aug. 26, but this author chose not to repost.)
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In Memoriam
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Posted:Aug 22, 2005 7:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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“...an eerie trumpet call echoing from a distant battlefield.”
Hunter S. Thompson
(1937-2005)
Thompson committed suicide on Feb. 20, 2005. A formal memorial service was held for him this past weekend in Colorado.
(This entry NEVER appeared on the main blogboard due to a morning blogjam on Aug. 22, but this author chose not to repost.)
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Hardcore Photo Gallery: August 2005
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Posted:Aug 19, 2005 7:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2006 8:21 am
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The last time this blog touched on the topic of hardcore profile photos, a bit of controversy was touched off. (See the July 6 entry: Hardcore Profile Photos.) Many do not like those photos and did not want them included in the monthly photo roundup. (For example, see: Top Female Profile Photos August 2005.) However, the last hardcore entry generated a high number of views and a rather high number of comments. And some, including women, clearly enjoy such photos. So unless there is a firestorm of protest, this feature may crop up from time to time in the future. However, note the format is a bit different than the original, so as not to call more attention to these profiles.
The August Gallery
pookies_girlTotalFuckSlutExecsuitefun
loveto501daytimepleezerziggy0127
Enjoy the eye candy!
If that doesn’t interest you, maybe this is more your speed: The Unofficial BlogLand Scavenger Hunt.
Either way, have a great weekend!
© ♪rockwriter58♪
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The Unofficial BlogLand Scavenger Hunt
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Posted:Aug 18, 2005 7:08 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Summer is drawing to a close, so it must be game time! This week, Amber and [blog Tala4u2] launched some blog games for those who like to browse the blogs. So why not a bit of an old fashioned scavenger hunt with a twist?
Welcome to our virtual scavenger hunt!
If you decide to play and you win, you will forever have the ego gratification of being known as the best investigator in BlogLand. You may need to scurry about the blogs to get these answers but it shouldn’t be too hard to find the proper clues. If no one gets the answers, I’ll post them all sometime next week.
1. What elected position does [blog sexyfitwoman] hold in Blogville?
2. What is the origin of [blog Priapeo] handle?
3. In one post, [blog straightten2002] talks about being “fucked so hard you cant move the next day.” What is that post titled?
4. JF has had many changes recently including starting a new blog with his wife. What is the title of their first post in their new blog together?
5. At the time this was posted, aside from this entry, one entry in this blog had absolutely no comments. What entry is it?
6. What blog title does Pillsbury-Code-Boy covet?
7. Whose blog is titled “Princess Slut?”
8. What is the real name of LIBlonde97?
9. [blog feel_my_heat] recently returned from a vacation outside the USA. Where did they go?
10. Which blog entry from Publisher Keith was the first announcement of The TATTLER?
Have fun and good luck!
© ♪rockwriter58♪
(This entry NEVER appeared on the main blogboard due to a morning blogjam on Aug. 19, but this author chose not to repost.)
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A TATTLER Marketing Survey
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Posted:Aug 17, 2005 6:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Your humble author has been drafted by The Tattler’s Publisher as the publication’s new marketing director. As those who study this field will tell you, all marketing starts with a survey, so here we go....
. . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER
. . . . . . . . . Marketing Survey
Help the hometown newspaper of Blogland! Tell us what you think or at least where we should go to find out. Better yet, just tell us where we should go.
Sure, another survey is about as much fun as doing your taxes at the dentist’s office.
But We Have Prizes!
Yes! The first ten people who successfully complete the survey will be awarded a set of Zircon-encrusted tweezers and steak knives by The Publisher*.
We need your answers to the following questions:
1. What topics should be covered by The Tattler?
2. All rankings and ratings systems aside, what is your favorite blog?
3. All rankings and ratings systems aside, what is your favorite discussion group?
4. How often would you like to see new material from The Tattler?
5. Are there examples in this blog of what The Tattler should definitely do or definitely not do?
6. Why do you read blogs?
7. What other areas of this website do you find useful besides blogs? Why?
Thank you for your cooperation! Your answers are appreciated.
No material from this survey will be used to sell you a new mortgage, Viagra, pornography, or obsolete software. We promise. Cross our hearts. Really.
*The Publisher is the sole arbiter of the winners of the marketing survey contest. All winners must present themselves in person at the Chicago Blogland Convention in October to receive their prize or at a location designated by The Publisher. Failure to appear as stipulated by The Publisher will be cause for prize forfeiture. No substitutions or credits are allowed in lieu of the prizes. All questions must be answered in full and to the liking of The Publisher in order to be considered for an award. The Publisher will not accept shrubbery or cacti in trade for the prizes. This marketing survey contest is not applicable in the following states, territories and nations because it does not conform to the laws of these areas: PA; DE; MO; AL; Guam; Burkina Fasso; Iceland; and Paraguay. Just because you read down this far does not make you applicable for a prize. Sorry!
© ♪rockwriter58♪
(Three days after this entry was posted, the administrators removed it for “solicitation.” And then again a second time after it was restored. Someone obviously doesn’t understand satire. Thankfully, it has been restored again.)
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Busted!
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Posted:Aug 16, 2005 6:33 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 11:20 pm
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Because extramarital affairs have been a topic of some controversy on this website, especially in the past week, (if you need background, check these entries: [post 62818]; [post 63283]; and Farewell to a Friend.) the profile of Sweetcheeks0102 takes on greater significance.
Sweetcheeks0102 is a wife who found her husband on the site and decided to start her own profile, with a special message for hubby included. For those who don’t want to click over for a look, here’s what she says verbatim:
Sweetcheeks0102
I'm not looking for a relationship, nor a fling. Im just trying to see why my husband is on here.
Sweetcheeks0102
Very much in love with my Husband WAYNE. I have been with him for 12 years and we have 1child together and 3 step- between us.
Ideal Person:
I'm just looking for my husband Wayne. Maybe he will notice me here. If so... "Hi honey!... get off the computer and come to bed and get the real thing." You wont find a 12 year relationship at this sight.
So...busted!
Can you imagine if you are Wayne and you stumble across this profile, as I did? (And no, I’m not Wayne!) Better yet, what if Sweetcheeks0102 finds her own pleasure by way of the site? You have to wonder when Sweetcheeks0102 will spring it on ‘ole Wayne that she knows what he is up to on the computer.
© ♪rockwriter58♪
(This entry NEVER appeared on the main blogboard due to a morning blogjam on Aug. 16, but this author chose not to repost.)
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