Star Trek, Season 1, Episode 5, The Naked Time
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Posted:Jul 6, 2011 9:35 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2011 3:47 am
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"A virus causes the Enterprise crew to lose all self-control"
Wish I would lose all self-control, once, and have my way with you-know-who, just once, just once, cause it would feel oh so good.
okay, back to the episode.
the episode, episodic, I don't know what word follows but I used to follow, then I lead, then I followed, again, like a dangling preposition and I've had two gin and tonics, or ginnandtonix, or something, which is one too many after a light supper and I'm all horny and randy and oh my goodness what I could do with some lube, right now and I think I've hit the backspace key more times than I can remember because it seems not one word leaves my brain my fingers and gets to this post text box without some type of typo, so there, whatever that means.
or, as I meant to say,
slurp
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IT Crowd
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Posted:May 23, 2011 9:56 pm
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2011 6:29 am
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I love it
I am a Moss fan
But, I'm really a nipple fan, a fan of a particular pair of nipples that I love to kiss and nibble
and, now, for something different...something else!
yeah, I've got nothing and that's okay because I'm craving pizza and beer and white wine but my white wine supply is down to nothing, not a thing and I don't need to wee-wee tinkle at the moment, but soon, sometime soon, in the future and why can't my own particular set of electrons and protons and neutrons travel backwards in time?
I don't know.
sigh
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The Bloodhound Gang
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Posted:May 15, 2011 9:01 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2011 3:46 pm
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that's who sang that song!
okay, my life is complete
except that I'm horny as all get out
sigh
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"Put your hands down my pants"
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Posted:May 14, 2011 4:58 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 11:39 pm
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"and I bet you feel nuts"
"You and me, baby, aint nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel..."
Which group sang that? I'm having a brain cramp and can't remember.
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video game golf
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Posted:May 10, 2011 9:37 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2011 6:44 pm
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while under the influence of two kinds of wine (both white, one sweet, one not) is not the best way to play
and I'm craving nipples
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Toilet spelled backwards
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Posted:May 10, 2011 7:45 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2011 9:34 pm
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is Teliot
Just saying
Just saying I wish I had a corndog though my chicken and broccoli and cauliflower was yummy and I wish I had a martini though I've never had a martini and I think I've had brook trout and Brooks Robinson was my hero growing up, even was called the "next Brooks Robinson" back in 3rd grade, then I moved to shortstop and didn't even become the "next Mark Belanger" despite fielding well and hitting at least as well as Belanger and Mark wore number 7 while playing for the Orioles and boy, could he hit against Nolan Ryan though not much against anyone else.
Sift flour, sift sand, sift the wheat from the chaff, drop the chaff from an airplane to confuse the radar and Eva Marie Saint isn't near as easily confused, and she's cute, too.
missing skin, warm skin, resting against my skin to stroke and caress and I'm a mess, not sleeping well the first few days after..."What does the 'O' stand for?" "Nothing"
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duck snort
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Posted:Apr 21, 2011 10:09 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 11:39 pm
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oh, yeah
gobbly gook
gook
blow job
"how big are the girls"
high explosive
turn to the left
shawl
blue curacao
?????
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Playing from the rough
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Posted:Apr 18, 2011 10:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2011 5:37 am
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I knew I could get a good grip on my shaft, but it was gonna be difficult to get my wood through the long stuff, so I took an extra hard grip and rammed my wood through the rough, hoping my ball would make it toward the hole....
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What happened in 1491?
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Posted:Apr 4, 2011 9:52 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 11:39 pm
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Did Columbus eat the eggs, done, over hard, over easy, sleazy tongue lapping at the bit that made the Queen go crazy, grabbing his head and thrusting upwards, speaking (loosely translated) the words, "Oh yes, oh yes, Columbus!" over and over?
Or, did a bunch of sailors invent the shanty "What shall we do with the piece of bacon?"
"What shall we do to the man overboard?"
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horn
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Posted:Mar 3, 2011 10:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2011 9:52 pm
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Laid
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Posted:Feb 24, 2011 6:45 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 11:39 pm
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spelled backwards is Dial
just saying
it only took 5 years for me to notice...
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I'm craving
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Posted:Dec 13, 2010 6:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2010 8:50 pm
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a pinch
a tickle
a caress
a kiss
a lick
a squeal
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Christopher Lee with long white hair
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Posted:Nov 28, 2010 8:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2010 6:11 am
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still looks weird. He's supposed to have jet black, slicked-back hair...and fangs!
and, I'm horny. Yeah, there's a news flash.
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