Are you in town this weekend?
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Posted:Jan 5, 2012 9:18 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2012 2:05 pm
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Welcome to the Gulf Coast.
Arkansas State VS Northern Illinois January 8th Ladd Stadium 8PM.
The game is Sunday, you've two days to kill.
What you don't get to this weekend, come back for Mardi Gras.
Yeah I know, you will spend all day Saturday at a Biloxi casino.
Gambling, dancing, entertainers, excellent food.
Hey people actually win. Know when to quit while you are ahead.
Start in Pensacola. Vinyl Music Hall downtown.
The second "Rocky Horror Show Experience" Friday 9PM
Live band opening is "The Suzies"
Followed by a costume contest. AND Virgins Initiation.
Then the movie on a huge screen with live actors on stage.
Drink Specials all night.
Why am I pushing a good time so hard? Because I can.
The more the merrier. I like to be watched. I like a crowd.
Is it so wrong to get ones self over to absolute pleasure?
If you disagree, tie me up with your favorite silk tie and....
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Swallow, pump stomach, repeat as needed.
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Posted:Sep 10, 2011 11:53 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2011 8:09 am
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Over baked, chewy, carb loaded crust, imitation: tomato sauce, gluey mozzarella, spicy mystery meat pig meat...
Also know as frozen food pizza. People in a hurry by into this classic American comfort(code word for: garbage) food.
Someone, somewhere watching *football with many guest to keep happy, will buy boxes of this crap.
There is the tried-and-true pizza.
The one made by you the RIGHT way.
The deli take-out pizza and delivery pizza that YOU can swear by.
But today, the trend (code word for: be like the other stupid people)has been toward making pizza as fattening as possible.
These vomit inducing creations, actually exist.
And it is amazing that people are eating this coughed up intestinal waste.
1) Deep-Fried Pizza
This joins the deep-fried candy bar and deep fried twinkie.
Pizza dunked in doughy batter, deep fried for a crunchy exterior.
Often served with french fries, so this greasy crap exceeds a days worth of fat and calories.
2) Chocolate Pizza
Combines dinner and dessert at some restaurants, food blogs and cooking shows.
Toppings include marshmallows, cookies, peanut butter, and candy.
Single serving contains over 500 calories.
An amount that exceeds dinner and dessert in the real world.
3) Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
Someone wanting to impress the idiots of the *NASCAR spectrum, dunked pizza in ranch dressing.
A sad day for the arteries, but a food trend for fat morons was invented.
Now pizza chains feed these feces pies with the white ranch flavored mucus,
extra bacon and processed chicken pieces (beaks, eye balls, bone, etc...)creating sky-high calorie counts.
Domino’s version has 500 calories in a one slice serving.
And Wal-Mart sells the industrial ranch dressing sizes.
For those people that "lack do it yer-self, down home cookin"
*NOTE: Not every motor sports or football fan, be it: NASCAR to INDY. HIGH SCHOOL to NCAA to NFL is an idiot.
But in a sports sub-culture of the south, there exists the stereotypical "Talladega Nights" mentality.
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Suck on this, now with pictures!
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Posted:Aug 17, 2011 12:08 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2011 6:52 pm
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COLUMBIA, S.C. (Associated Press) Four of the major U.S. tobacco companies sued the federal government August 16th 2011, over new visual cigarette labels that show a corpse of a smoker, a picture of diseased lungs, and other graphic photos of the reality of sucking chemical laden smoke into the human body.
The tobacco companies complained, the warnings violate their free speech rights to lie about the harmful effects of inhaling carcinogenic poison.
This kind of truth in advertising will cost millions of dollars to print.
Then millions more to mount a counter/truth propaganda campaign.
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co. and Lorillard Tobacco Co. agreed the warnings no longer convey the facts that smoking will kill you.
Allowing people to make their own decision to live or die.
Tobacco Companies are being forced to put government anti-smoking advocacy warnings more prominently on the cigarette packs.
They want a judge to stop these labels, that de-glamorize lung cancer and birth defects.
This is killing profits.
"Never before in the United States have producers of a lawful product been required to use their own packaging and advertising to convey an emotionally-charged government message urging adult consumers to shun their products," the companies wrote in the lawsuit filed in federal court in Washington, D.C.
The FDA replied, that the agency does not discuss pending litigation.
In June 2011, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius called this a frank and honest warning about the danger of smoking.
Meanwhile misguided-freedom of choice/tea maker pseudo-patriots can relax: Meth, crack, riding a motorcycle without a helmet, not having to wear a condom, driving "buzzed", having the right to not have adequate affordable heath care, no security checks before boarding a plane and artery clogging/obesity aiding McFoods are still available to the village idiots.
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Now, sign the petition! "You dumb b*tch"
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Posted:Aug 12, 2011 7:31 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 12:56 am
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A U.S. appeals court found the mandate in President OBamas' health care law that requires individuals to purchase health insurance to be unconstitutional.
The 2-1 ruling, on a suit brought by 26 states, agreed with a lower court in rejecting the individual mandate.
But disagreed with the lower court's finding that the rest of the law must be struck down.
In June, the health care law was upheld by the Cincinnati 6th Circuit Court of Appeals.
Finding the health care mandate requiring everyone to have health insurance or pay a penalty did not violate the Constitution.
This majority opinion said the mandate exceeds Congress' power to regulate interstate commerce.
That forcing people to either buy health insurance or face a financial penalty is a step too far.
That it could eventually lead to Congress regulating anything and everything. Ignoring that regulation brought about safe working conditions, speed limits in school zones, and mandatory auto insurance.
Judge Marcus, accused the majority of disregarding a longstanding Supreme Court precedent.
Striking down a comprehensive regulatory plan adopted by Congress to ensure that those who need health care, and that those who can pay, do so.
Rather than having taxpayers pick up the tab for those who choose not to carry health insurance.
Same as uninsured motorists causing the insured to pay higher rates.
Still the majority of the Supreme Court feels taxpayers should continue to pay for uninsured non-emergency visits to emergency rooms and free clinics health care services.
Rather than each person pay thru affordable insurance plans.
Without the mandate that everyone purchase health insurance, the rest of the law won't work.
The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, requires that insurance companies cover everyone, regardless of preexisting health conditions.
As an economic balance, universal health coverage is sustainable when there are enough people paying into the insurance pool.
Only that would lead to "all Americans" receiving adequate health care, not just the select few, from the "right" side of the tracks.
In another development concerning health care overhaul, the Ohio Supreme Court ruled that signatures on a petition circulated by opponents of the health care plan were valid, clearing the way for a November vote on portions of the legislation dealing with changes to individual insurance.
Plainly worded for the people that signed the petition: You have the right to receive low level or no health care services.
We are depending on you to deny people, you feel don't deserve affordable insurance. Until you too, are unemployed, ineligible, too old or just no longer needed.
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Angelina Jolie to retire? If so, from what?
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Posted:Aug 6, 2011 4:39 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2011 5:23 pm
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If Angelina Jolie decided to quit acting, would we miss her?
At age 36, she's thinking about ending her acting career, she said to the Financial Times.
She no longer loves acting as much as she did. She and husband Brad want to devote more time to raising their six and philanthropic work.
"As Brad and I get older we're going to do fewer films. I've been working for a long time, he's been working for a long time," she said.
"We've had a nice run and don't want to be doing this our whole lives.
There are a lot of other things to do."
She has common sense to adopt, taking out of bad places.
Rather than being pregnant every year, becoming a breeding cow.
All for the bragging rights to bring more into the world.
And give Brad an unnecessary ego shot in the arm of spreading-his-seed.
They donate money to charity, work building homes for the homeless, and press state leaders for attention to childrens health.
This is most commendable. I'm not casting doubt on their efforts to make the world a better place.
Question is not, if Angelina should quit acting.
Question is, when will Angelina start acting.
She became a one dimensional, one trick pony long ago.
Tomb Raider, Mrs Smith, Wanted, Salt. It's the same character.
The action movie she should have played, but did not, was Aeon Flux. That one was perfect for her.
Burt Reynolds made the mistake of cashing in, on car chase comedy.
That made him rich and ended his career as a serious actor.
Stallone acted in Copland and the final Rocky.
But by then, was firmly titled a action movie draw.
Brad got away from the pretty boy roles that made him.
Let's hope Angelina "acts" in one more film before calling it quits.
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I Quit the Mile High Club.
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Posted:Jul 24, 2011 3:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 10:25 am
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Airport full-body scanners that produced exact images of concealed weapons and explosives are being dialed down.
The TSA is phasing out passenger-specific images, in favor of generic body outlines. Also know as fuzzy blurs.
Travelers are still subject to a pat-down if any potential threat is detected in the new images.
Which will show none, unless they are carrying a bazooka. Otherwise, they get the OK to board among the other passengers.
Who then are eligible for an upgrade, to hostage or casualty.
One official who refused to give his name said, those enhanced pat-downs are still a problem.
This definitely seems like a step in the right direction.
It makes you wonder why the scanners weren't designed like this in the first place.
Perhaps to safe guard the passengers, you f**king moron.
Other changes to further cripple the now semi-effective 500 scanners in use around the country are:
*Images will no longer be viewed by an agent in a remote location.
*Passengers will see the same images that the TSA sees.
This allows a terrorist to see the same screen as the agent.
So the terrorist can fine tune future concealment of weapons.
And defeats the purpose of those ugly people pissing themselves about being seen by one person in private.
Automated Target Recognition is the end of accurate scanning.
The week of July 18, 2011, a U.S. appeals court upheld the constitutionality of full-body airport scans.
But offered no constitutionality on a plane being blown to tiny pieces.
Since day one, critics, terrorists and smugglers cried about the invasive policies.
The use of scans, pat-downs, and turning optional screening procedures into mandatory screening procedures.
Throwing a monkey wrench in the drug trade and hijack of aircraft.
A few dedicated men and women will continue trying to safeguard air travelers.
The remaining over paid former big box store parking lot guards can return to sitting on their ass watching a video screen.
Complaints to down grade security came from numerous avenues:
Obese people afraid someone would realize they were fat.
Tin-foil hat wearing tea-makers afraid of non-existence radiation.
Cartel drug mules, with concealed drugs.
Foreign terrorists with concealed bombs.
Domestic terrorists with concealed guns.
Now the village idiots can fly back to the villages missing them.
That is if they land in one piece, or scattered, covered and smothered......"Would y'all lack Freedom Fries with that?"
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Osama Bin Laden Dead!
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Posted:May 1, 2011 9:01 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2011 5:43 pm
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I walked in the door to hear the BBC Broadcast.
A speech from the President of the United States.
The result of a shift from previous uses of intelligence that moved Bin Laden around the chess board, as a fear-mongering pawn.
Acquired information of his temporary base was acted on, to carry out the operation of Bin Ladens extermination with extreme prejudice.
With the falling of dictators in the middle east, refuge for the terrorist mastermind had become most difficult.
Finally, a opportunity to show what American intelligence and field operations can accomplish.
When their hands are untied.
I offer a prayer for the people killed on September 11.
The life lost and horrible injury in combat.
For our men and women serving this moment in the field.
Thank You, Good Night. God Bless You.
And God Bless the United States of America.
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Crazy things stupid Women do for Guys.
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Posted:Feb 5, 2011 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2011 7:28 pm
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Christie Griffin of Cosmopolitan published this gem of wisdom about crazy things women do for men.
From a transvestite point of view she has brain damage.
CHRISTIE: Killing Ourselves in Spin Class.
Exercise and endorphins rock, but honestly, if the world was made up of only women, would the 60-minute, 500-calorie sweat-and-pain fest exist? Don't think so.
ME: Yes, it would continue. Stupid people can't give up spinning.
The rest of us would continue using stationary exercise bikes.
Combined with weight training and a healthy diet.
Fat people that don't care how they look, will still be fat.
CHRISTIE: Running the Water When We Use the Restroom.
Well now, this is just embarrassing. But we turn on the faucet because God forbid our guys hear our streams hit the toilet water. It makes absolutely no sense to pretend we don't do all the regular (and gross) things that men do in the bathroom, but we try to cover our tracks anyway.
ME: That is because she has an emotional problem.
Mine is strictly mental. If it's just me, I can pee. No problem.
I can't if people are in the restroom, talking or waiting.
I have to faucet, flush or pour my drink slow and concentrate.
It takes concentration for me to pee, with people present.
CHRISTIE: Wearing Five-Inch Heels.
We'll admit that we love how sexy we look in sky-high heels. But once we've worn them for a couple of hours, those stilettos betray us big-time. Yeah, we could change into the genius fold-up ballet flats that we stashed in our clutch, but then he might find out our legs don't go on forever.
ME: I wear five-inch heels, with ease.
The secret is the shoe size. BUY SHOES THAT FIT YOUR FEET.
Use gel sole inserts. Work your calves at the gym.
Unless you are dancing ballet, don't carry ballet shoes.
CHRISTIE: Wearing the Jersey of a Sports Team We Don't Care About.
If we're going to sport a loose-fitting, unflattering shirt in public, we'd rather go with the super-soft T-shirt we've had since ninth grade, not a 100 percent polyester jersey with some random dude's name on the back. Even worse is when we actually have a favorite team and instead don the colors of our man's obsession because he asked us to.
ME: The name is not random if you support the team, school or city.
Does not apply to those lacking school and civic pride.
Wear the colors of your team, not his team.
Because if your esteem is that low, then you are that pathetic.
Sport teams offer fashion cut clothes for their female fans.
Not something in your closet from ninth grade.
CHRISTIE: Staying Overnight at His Place, in the Middle of Nowhere, on a Weekday.
The only thing that irks us more than getting ready for work out of our home base is having to prepare an overnight bag with just the essentials. No favorite hair dryer, no choice of outfits depending to the weather, no shoe vs. boot options. Boo.
ME: Then invite him to your place. Or go home drunk alone and horny, instead of packing a bag to bitch about later.
CHRISTIE: Buying Presents for His Relatives
Our guy may not remember his mom's birthday, but of course, we do which in turn makes us feel responsible for ensuring she receives a present. Like, have you ever heard a guy complain that he has sooo much Christmas shopping to do? No. Women take charge of present shopping because we simply can't trust that our guys will get it done. And that's just crazy.
ME: There is a major difference between GUYS and MEN.
A guy does not remember your moms' birthday. He will forget yours.
Your effort should be to get away from him, not make up for him.
Oh, wait that's right you're stupid.
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You boys are gay! Will you need fresh linen?
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Posted:Jan 19, 2011 8:40 pm
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2011 12:14 pm
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Stop me if you heard this one.
Homosexual polygamist and his two drag queen wives walk into a hotel........
But seriously
The hotel that denied a gay couple a double room were breaking the law, a judge ruled in a landmark case involving Britain's tough equality laws.
Martyn Hall and Steven Preddy, who are legal civil partners.
Yes, I know stupid title. It means they are a couple legally. Still they were denied a double room at a hotel owned by self-described devout Christians Peter and Hazel Bull.
Mr and Mrs Bull denied the couple a double room, not because of the couple being gay, but because they have a strict no sex before marriage policy. A rule put in place since they opened their hotel in 1986. The rule applies to heterosexual couples as well, in keeping with how they interpreted their faith.
Seeing this as unlawful to their legal union, Hall and Preddy filed charges under Britain's Equality Act of Sexual Orientation Regulations which state that civil partnerships be treated the same as marriages. The gay couple were supported by the Equality and Human Rights Commission.
The hotel owners found support from the Christian Institute.
Owner Mrs Bull told the court how, due to an oversight, she failed to explain the hotels married-couples only policy for double rooms when the booking was made:
She explained that she took Preddys booking over the telephone when she was ill and failed to explain the hotel's policy.
"There is no way I would have let them make the journey only to be disappointed."
"We were very surprised when the two gentlemen turned up the next day.
"We feel that our faith and conscience means we are responsible for what happens under our roof and that the teachings of the Christian faith are opposed to sex outside of marriage."
See it was all a big misunderstanding. She was self-medicating.
The words "my boyfriend and I are on our honeymoon!" went right by her.
Hall and Preddys' lawyer Catherine Casserley told the court:
"The defendants entered into a civil partnership. Booked into a room at a hotel but were not able to occupy it because they were not in a heterosexual partnership. If you are an unmarried couple you could lie and get a double room, but this is not an option open to same-sex couples. We say the claimants were treated differently to a married couple, and the only difference between them was their sexual orientation."
Mr and Mrs Bull also said they would close their business should the judge rule against them because their religious convictions, they claim, prevent them from treating gay couples in civil partnerships the same way as they would treat married heterosexual couples.
Bristol county court judge Andrew Rutherford determined the hotel had discriminated against Hall and Preddy. That while the law upholds the rights of religious freedom of speech and expression, the right to manifest ones religious views must be limited "to protect the rights and freedoms of the claimants".
Rutherford awarded the two men £1,800 each in damages.
Individuals can practice and live their religious beliefs.
But not to turn away people from a hotel because they are gay.
The law works both ways. Gay hotel owners are not able to turn away people whose religious beliefs they disagreed with.
Judge Rutherford granted the Bulls leave to appeal his ruling.
It does affect the human rights of the defendants to manifest their religion and act in a manner contrary to their deeply and genuinely held beliefs.
As of January 2011, Mr and Mrs Bull had not disclosed whether they will be taking action to appeal the decision.
A spokesperson for the Christian Institute that supported Mr and Mrs Bull during the case is quoted as saying: “This ruling is further evidence that equality laws are being used as a sword rather than a shield."
The chief executive of the gay rights group was happy with the decision: "You can't turn away people from a hotel because they're black or Jewish and in 2011 you shouldn't be able to demean them by turning them away because they're gay either. Religious freedom shouldn't be used as a cloak for prejudice."
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The Last Twelve Days Of Christmas?
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Posted:Dec 27, 2010 9:52 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 12:56 am
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At this moment some 2,000 years ago.....
A father and mother with new born baby, wonder what next?
It's cold, they are quartered in what amounts to a barn.
She remembers the warnings from the angel.
The father recalls the signs from his dream.
This, our will be the savior of the world?
What have we gotten ourselves into?
The caravan of travelers, along with the magi, had not arrived.
The attention and spectacle starts when these crowds find them.
The birth of the baby, is special to the people gathered that night, but the searchers of the star, arrive much later.
For now, it's a small family worried about basic needs.
I'm not one of the people who looks at December 26, as the end of the Christmas season.
I don't join the mad rush planning for New Years Eve.
The manufactured sales rush is over.
Along with the secular greetings and generic made for TV specials.
The national calendar merchandise holiday ended the 24th.
Radio stations went back to playing Top 40 noise the 26th.
If you are atheist, you still got half a day off the 24th.
And someone gave you a wrapped package, so don't complain.
The majority of people forget "The twelve days of Christmas" start December 25th.
We are now in the actual Christmas season.
I've heard people since Monday saying: I'm glad Christmas is over.
Seeing these people is sad.
The more you explain, maybe one light will go on.
The rest are already talking about returning gifts and Wal-Mart.
They just don't get it.
Over the centuries, December is celebrated as a holy month.
I hope your Hanukkah was warm with family.
Your Day of Ashura, redeeming.
Your Kwanzaa pleasant.
And to you and yours a Merry Christmas.
And I'm agnostic.
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Holiday Prayer for a Soul Mate.
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Posted:Dec 12, 2010 5:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2010 9:27 pm
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For me, this poem pictures lost soul mates.
Finding each other in the most unlikely of places.
And one still looking for his better half.
There among the aisles and chapels
the woman leaning to kiss the Virgin's brocaded hem;
the murmur of the devout; white candles
and the clink of francs in the mission box.
A boy of eighteen knelt before the altar,
his face hid in his hands, the muddle
of the life outside pursuing him here as well.
For gems, the painted glass, and for choirs
the figures carved in stone;
Chartres stood their sketch of Paradise,
the place where, as best it could on earth,
time stopped. It was to be,
as an arch gives stone the power of flight,
the place where faith would give
the clay of flesh its flight, a semblance
whose stones would tug the heart towards prayer,
build in it the desiring of heaven.
I saw the boy again. At the west door,
beneath the rose of the Judgment,
he met a friend and took him to the font.
He put his fingertips in the holy water
and with them dripping made the sign of the cross
on the body of his friend:
touched his forehead first, the flat of his chest,
the left shoulder, then the right, and last his belly.
The other in turn, fingers wetted,
touched the forehead of his friend, the chest,
left shoulder and right shoulder
and belly. They turned to go,
the bead mark of water on their brows.
And when I knelt before the altar,
I prayed: abject as any man is
in the weight of his faults, scanted
of hope, but who had seen at least the image
of what he desired: another like himself,
whose flesh he might inscribe
with the water of blessing.
"Chartres" by Glenn Shea, was read aloud on a daily radio show.
And seen on a daily poetry web page.
Posted here, seeking neither credit nor personal profit.
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R.I.P. Jill Clayburgh and Tony Curtis
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Posted:Nov 9, 2010 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2010 7:34 pm
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We lost two more good ones. Jill Clayburgh and Tony Curtis.
"Dirty Sexy Money"
ABC unceremoniously shut it off without an ending.
We will never the fate of Letitia Darling.
But Jill Clayburgh will always be Barbara Jane Bookman to me.
Walking on the beach in her wedding dress with Billy Clyde Puckett.
AND
"Some Like It Hot"
I watch it again and again. And think the same thing.
On some weekend, if you're not careful that could happen.
Cross-dressing, mistaken identity, running from the mob.
And then.... you meet the love of your life.
Curtis and Clayburgh were effortless, in drama or comedy.
Making it look, the way you would want to look, doing it.
I wish they could have played in a movie together.
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Ten Things You're Too Old To Wear?
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Posted:Sep 15, 2010 5:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2010 8:55 am
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September means fashion.
Rachel Fischer Spalding wrote a piece for Lifescript.
With advice from celebrity wardrobe stylist Ricci DeMartino.
And Charla Krupp, style expert.
I see a fashion disconnect a mile wide, between their WHY.
And to me their LIE, to get into our pockets!
Fischer, DeMartino and Krupp listed the:
Top Ten Items You're Too Old To Wear.
Are you a middle-aged fashionista who just doesn’t know when to quit?
Read on for the top 10 clothing items to leave in the past.
1 Message T-Shirts AGE LIMIT 30
WHY: They were invented by and for young hollywood.
LIE: Message t-shirts were around before the short attention span cinema era of Twilight Hollywood.
30 year old woman wears a t-shirt that reads "Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot" and she is.
Then it's the 20 year old girlfriends problem. Not the hot 30 year old.
2 Too Trendy Denim AGE LIMIT 35
WHY: You’re not in your element with these too-young items.
LIE: Torn, ripped, aged, patched, rhinestone or studded denim is not in any element.
Denim is plain, denim is non trendy, denim is denim, period.
If you have the butt and thighs for denim, wear denim.
3 Costume Shoes AGE LIMIT 40
WHY: Anything too high or too crazy should be avoided.
Feet lose their fatty cushion as we age, necessitating comfier pairs.
LIE: Every kind of shoe I own has gel inserts.
If I wear five platforms, comfortably. So can you.
4 Micro Mini Skirts AGE LIMIT 40
WHY: Age appropriateness in fashion is determined by who you are and what you do.
So Tina Turner can wear micro-minis on stage that the rest of us would look ridiculous in.
LIE: Your body and how you wear a micro-mini is the key.
If you have the waist, butt and legs, wear a micro mini skirt.
I'm muscle, curves and smooth skin. Not fat and cellulite.
I wear micro skirts with platform heels.
5 Excess Cleavage AGE LIMIT 50
WHY: An older woman shouldn't’t feel she needs to show it all off.
Excessive boobage past the age of 40 displays too much sagging skin
LIE: Keywords are age and sagging.
If her boobs are firm and up, she does not need to show off.
She should want to show off.
6 White, Ribbed Cotton Tank Tops AGE LIMIT 40
WHY:Skimpier versionS of the mens-undershirt-style are worn all over Hollywood by hot actresses.
Women today want to keep up with much younger celebrities on TV.
LIE: Women with poor self-esteem dress like someone from "Gossip Girl"
Wearing a tank top depends on smooth skin, firm boobs, a defined back and sexy shoulders.
7 Hair Gadgets AGE LIMIT 40
WHY: Flowery scrunchies, banana clips or your ’s plastic kiddie barrettes,
whimsical hair accessories are not fitting for a fully grown woman.
TRUE: Or anyone else with a drivers license.
8 Over-Size Handbags AGE LIMIT 50
WHY: Open any magazine, and you see tiny celebrities with enormous, eye-catching handbags.
The skinnier the star, the bigger the bag. Well, don’t follow suit.
Avoid over sized bags with all the bells and whistles.
When you come to a certain age, the good news is you’re beyond trends.
LIE: And carry your need to have items in what?
Seriously, what does a tiny celebrity need to have?
Her cell phone, cocaine, tiny and tiny bottle of water.
If Bobbie Rae Carter sells them, you need one.
9. Cheap, Unflattering Underwear AGE LIMIT 40
WHY: Most women are not fitted properly when it comes to bras.
The more a womans breasts and body sags, the more important quality undergarments are.
Get a proper bra fitting at an upscale department store, and make friends with shape wear.
MISLEADING: Proper fit does not mean improper price.
Once you know your size, skip the over priced.
Quality does not mean going broke.
Good food and exercise? Or expensive bodyshapers?
You have to take the bodyshaper off at some point.
10 Loud Accessories AGE LIMIT 35
WHY: Rubber bracelets, studded belts, and plastic earrings proclaim, you’re still plugged into trends.
You can look hip without trappings. Gather these accessories, donate them to the nearest ninth-grader.
TRUE: People wear this stuff at Halloween or wondering lost in malls tweeting each other.
While DeMartino attempts to embarrass the reader.
Krupp followed with "Age Appropriate Stunning Substitutes"
Each stunning substitute is stunningly overpriced, and furnished by a designer sponsor.
Who does not advertise on Xmatch. So I did not mention them.
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